Monday, June 1, 2009

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"Don't Say I Have Crazy Eyes!!!!" Top
The jewel of The Real Housewives of NYC , Ramona Singer , was out eating dinner in Brooklyn the other night with her husband. I'm giving you dumb jokes! We all know Ramona does not EAT IN BROOKLYN! No, Ramona was airing out her crooked coke nose and meth mouth in the Hamptons. Seriously, I've never noticed that Ramona has the mouth of an elderly field mouse who hasn't had a drip of water for weeks. I bet she could eat the fuck out of a piece of soft cheese! That being said, Ramona still looks gorgeous no matter what. Ka-dooz to her!
 
Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 5/30): Kate Gosselin's Hair Top
Birthday : We'll know when, because all of the possums and beavers in the world will gather together to celebrate. Age : ? Birth Name : Fluffy or Spot Original Date of HS of the Day : May 24, 2009 Claim to Fame : I don't even remember Kate Gosselin before her signature roadkill coif. It's like she was born again when that mammal laid on her head. It gave her a second life! Where is it now ? Chilling on Kate's head and nibbling on a snack mix made of Jon's pubic hair, Aunt Jodi's chewed off toe nails and leftover placenta. Why is it HS of the Week ? Because it is changing the world of fugly!
 
Hot Slut Of The Week (Ending 5/23): The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt Top
My stupid ass was too busy bonging and donging last week, so I totally forgot to name Hot Slut of the Week. That's why there will be two Hot Slut of the Week posts in a row. Yes, I know I smell. Better late than never! Birthday: ? Age: Ageless. Birth Name : Manny, Moe & Jack or Wendy, Chyna & Carnie Original Date of HS of the Day : May 21, 2009 Claim to Fame : The Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt phenomenen started thanks to a student named Brian Govern. One day, he decided to leave a satirical comment on Amazon about how the t-shirt attracted women. A legend was born! Today, the t-shirt has over 900 comments. 50% of which are made of pure comedy. Where is it now ? Why it's right here . Where it will always be until the end of time. Why is it HS of the Week ? Because when I stare at it, I can hear the wolves howling " Maaaaake ussssssss hooooooottt sluuuuuuuutttttttts ."
 
Afternoon Crumbs Top
This poster has changed my life - That's Important My favorite couple is still going strong - Popsugar A couple that flosses out KFC together, obviously makes babies together - YBF Hos galore at the MTV Movie Awards - Hollywood Tuna Lily Allen's sexay gut over bagina (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Miley Cyrus not only sounds like a 45-year-old trucker with a tobacco chewing problem, but she also has the same tastes of one as well - Hollywood Rag This is what Miley Cyrus was gawking at - Egotastic! Twilight boy titties - Towleroad Twilight man titties - Just Jared Twilight blue balls - Lainey Gossip Not Twilight related. I think. - Cityrag
 

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