Tuesday, June 2, 2009

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Who Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month? Top
The Hot Slut of the Month election is upon us again! Get your finger nice and wet and get ready to vote! It will cure your hangover. Or will it make it feel worse? One of those! Anyway, here are your choices: Felix Cane : Miss Pole Dance World 2009 Masanobu Sato : Mr. Masturbate-A-Thon 2009 The Three Wolf Moon T-Shir t: Mr. All Things Magical and Mythical 2009 Kate Gosselin's Hair : Ms. Electrocuted Rodent 2009 The winning slut will be announced on Thursday. As always, vote with your LIFE! Voting is in the sidebar to the right ---------> -----> ---->
 
Afternoon Crumbs Top
Lily Allen's nipple is an attention whore (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Um, Blair Waldorf , I can see one of your nalgas- Egotastic! Enema's face full of Bruno butt was completely staged - Just Jared Borderline child abuse: Reese Witherspoon buys her kids Uggs - Popsugar Based on these pictures, Kendra's pole skills are weak - Hollywood Tuna Dear Mr. Paparazzi Man, where is the after picture of Cristiano Ronaldo's wet white shorty shorts? - Towleroad Shockingly enough, nobody wanted to deface their home with this fuggery - Hollywood Rag Cameron Diaz is two surgeries away from becoming a card carrying member of Club Madamism - Cityrag The title of the Heathers sequel better be: The Revenge of Martha Dumptruck - Lainey Gossip Pete Wentz's bar gets shut down for serving to minors. Looks like Ali Lohan will have to find a new favorite watering hole - Socialite Life Brian Austin Green got a job - SOW Guy Ritchie's new piece doesn't look like she has a vagina that eats hairy nuts, but you never know - Holy Moly! Miranda Kerr is nekkid and chained to a tree for a cause - Popoholic Why Waldo ? - I'm Not Obsessed No hugz from the critics for Conan O'Brien - Celebitchy Don't call Joel Madden's kid a health violation or he will kick yo dog - ICYDK
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For June 2nd! Top
VIA Crunk + Disorderly (Thanks Kelly)
 
Open Post: Hosted By A Reaction To The New Moon Trailer Top
This 10-minute video features Twilight's biggest fangirl flooding her house with chunky butterscotch panty pudding while watching the trailer for New Moon for the first time. Homegirl is having a serious spiritual experience. It's like she's conceiving and birthing this trailer in a matter of minutes. I didn't even act like this when watching Mah Boo Anderson Cooper swimming with Michael Phelps . Okay, I did, but I didn't put that shit on YouTube. " Give me a paper cut " is so my new pick-up line. And here's some pictures of sparkly RPattz gliding through the airport yesterday. This Twili-loonie is the reason why he needs police protection.
 

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