The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- New Album, New Baby
- Conan In The Mushroom Kingdom?
- Kate Gosselin's Hair Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month!
| New Album, New Baby | Top |
| Whitney Houston's got a new album and Bobby Brown' s got a new baby! I think we're supposed to do the doody bubble boogie for the first one and cry for the second one. Let's cuddle up to Whitney first: KISS MY ASS' first album of music in seven years will be released on September 1st . That's all the information that the studio released. They didn't give up a title or say how many tracks she sang while on the wrong stuff. JOKES! As far as I know, Whitney has ended her long affair with the pipe. However, I think she's still kissing on Ray-J's deformed dick, so I'm not sure which is worse. Ponder for a second. Now on to Bobby Beeeeeeeeee! While leaving a night club in Las Vegas last night, Bobby told TMZ that he's a father for the fifth time! Bobby's manager/fuck time partner gave birth to their son, Cassius , a few days ago. That's nice and everything, but when are Whit & Bobby B going to get to work on the project everybody has been waiting for: Season 2 of Being Bobby Brown ! Doody bubbles have been waiting to be popped! Just look at this remix FourFour did of the show. I know Whit & Bobby B aren't knocking it anymore, but the world of reality TV is depending on them to reunite for more fuckery. They really don't make 'em like this anymore. | |
| Conan In The Mushroom Kingdom? | Top |
| Conan took over The Tonight Show earlier this week (or maybe last week) and I haven't seen him yet, but I have to tune in tonight just to see his set at work. Anybody who uses Super Mario Bros. as their inspiration for anything is gold in my book. I'm assuming that this is intentional. It has to be. I think. I hope. And when it comes time to redo his set I hope Conan somehow pays homage to the greatest video game of my childhood, OUTRUN : That blonde slut in the passenger seat was one of my earlier female idols. Source: Serious Lunch VIA ONTD | |
| Kate Gosselin's Hair Is May's Hot Slut Of The Month! | Top |
| The people have spoken and named Kate Gosselin's fried beaver hair as the current Hot Slut of the Month! Kate's dykey 'do will represent the month of May at the Hot Sloooot of the Year pageant in January. It will be asked about its stance on gay marriage, so it better be ready. Thanks to all of you who took time out from touching your private places to vote! Here's some pictures of our reigning HSOTM on top of that lady's head in North Carolina yesterday. I think that lady is trying to steal that baby friend. She's got problems. | |
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