The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Quween Saves Another One! | Top |
| There was another battle in a parking lot in Beverly Hills today! A group of "pos-a-rassi" swarmed a helpless glittery unicorn who was just trying to find his way! Thankfully, out of nowhere the defender of all celebwhores swooped in to save him! When you have Quween by your side, you know you will make it out alive! You also know that you will probably get into your car with your wallet and Blackberry missing, but you can buy it back at Quween's weekend sidewalk sale! Do these bitches expect her to work for free?! Rocks don't buy themselves! Below is a clip of Quween rescuing Glamberace today. You might want to pop a Dramamine if you decide to hit play. And I think I have those same jeans Glamberace is wearing. Hmmm...anybody in the mood for a trash can bonfire tonight? | |
| Megan Fox-Ism Of The Day | Top |
| One of my favorite philosophers, Megan Fox , on movie kissing: " Oh my God! Screen kissing is fucking gross. This one kid I had to kiss had just eaten. And he passed a piece of whatever it was into my mouth. Not on purpose, like it was in his tooth or something. And it was really salty. I almost cried. I was a bitch for the rest of the day ." Kid?! That perverted bitch! But seriously, why is hogirl acting like her palette isn't used to salty substances. What kind of mega slut grosses out over that? For shame! You know she had to put some salty stuff in her mouth just to get the role! VIA Showbiz Spy | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| Which mom-to-be should probably plan a DNA test for after the stork arrives? Several men are loudly insisting that the father is not who everyone assumes. ( Star Magazine via Blind Gossip ) OctoSana ?!!!! This might be proof. Which star of that cable phenomenon didn't thank her husband at the Emmys because he was fucking his female co-star on Broadway around that time? ( Village Voice via Blind Gossip ) SJP ? But the most shocking thing about this is Matthew Broderick doing sexy times with a bio-female? Are we sure it wasn't a really purdy dude? This actor is C list, and has done 90% television. At one time in the not too distant past he was B list and decided to roll the dice for A list and came up empty. Since that roll of the dice it has been all downhill at a very fast rate. Even though our actor barely works, he was on a very big hit show for several years. People recognize him. He doesn't have a problem picking up women to take home. The other night he had four competing for his attention at a nightclub. A very crowded club. Instead of being a gentleman about his potential one night stand for that night, our actor said the one who took off the most clothes and got the most dirty while standing on the table would get to go home with him. All four ended up getting completely naked. This resulted in the actor and the women being asked to leave the club. When they got outside, our actor was asked who he had chosen and he replied, "None of you. I just wanted to see what you would do to fuck me." ( CDAN ) Ed Asner ? Jaleel White ? Matt LeBlanc ? David Spade ? Or Jesse "Chichis" Metcalfe ? | |
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