Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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There's Really No Explanation For This Top
File this under: Things I imagine when I mix the good shit, booze and Tylenol PM. This is a video of Zachary Quinto falling down while walking his dog with a bloody butcher and a giant side of meat. The fuckery doesn't stop there. Zachary throws a hissy fit when his fancy sunglasses fall on the sidewalk. Then the walking meat dude gets caught between the bushes and a pole. Whatthefuck. This really looks like the beginning of the most bizarre Japanese gay porn movie ever. Maybe this is a viral marketing ad for Oliver Peoples? Or A1 sauce? VIA ONTD
 
HAHAHA: Kristen Stewart As Joan Jett Top
Shooting has already started for The Runaways biopic and here's Kristen Stewart in her full Joan Jett drag. If I was on Jerry Springer with her, I'd try to snatch that wig off her head only to find out that it's not really a wig. Jokes on me. Ain't that a bitch when real hair looks like it was made in a factory in Taiwan. And I'm not really seeing Joan Jett here, are you? Bitch looks more like Samantha Ronson dressed as Leather Tuscadero to an all-gayelle costume party. BONUS! Since watching bitches fall is Dlisted's favorite pastime, here's Kristen soaring through the sky and busting her knees on the concrete.
 

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