The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Megan Fox Is Cruel | Top |
| In London last night, a young boy with pleading eyes tried to bestow a beautiful yellow rose upon Megan Fox , but she rejected him! That boy probably spent his ice cream money on that flower! Or maybe he's an orphan! Yeah, that's it. He threw porridge in the head mistress of the orphanage's face, escaped out the front door, stole a rose and then ran directly to Megan's hotel. He risked everything just to give her a rose and that slut broke his heart! Just like that. In some of the pictures it even looks like she's acreaming " GOOOOO!!!! MOVE FASTER " to her bodyguards. Like she's trying to get away from the ball of sweetness! All he wanted was for her to take his rose. Right after Megan murdered any hope he had left in this world, that urchin shuffled into an alley. He stared at the unwanted rose and suddenly felt hatred towards it for not being beautiful enough for Megan. So he ate the rose to rid it from his sight. The thorns cuts his vocal cords and now he's mute! He's a mute thanks to Megan Fox! Megan Fox is a monster! And yes, my bong co-wrote this post. | |
| Hot Slut Of The Week: Quween On The Scene | Top |
| Birthday : ? Age : ? Birth Name : Quween on the Scene, obviously. Original Date of HS of the Day : June 8, 2009 Claim to Fame : TMZ first started picking up on Quween immediately when she started busting the paps for effing with famehos. Quween became the ruler of the streets and a savior to all celebwhores! I got buttery for Quween when she started a war with Chicken Cutlets . Thankfully, they called a truce, so I don't have to pick a side. Where is she now ? Protecting the streets of Beverly Hills from the posarassi ! Why is she HS of the Week ? Because Quween has embraced the title! Kat Tales TV asked the Quween how she felt about being named a Hot Slut of the Day and this is what she had to say. It's a little intimate, so you might need a ciggie and a hot wash cloth afterwards. | |
| Mimi's Duet With Auto-Tune | Top |
| Mimi's first single off her new album Memoirs of an Imperfect Angel (which is also the title of my 6th grade diary) came out today and it sounds like it came out 5 years ago. Same butterfly shit. Almost. Mimi decided to sprinkle this with a heaping serving of auto-tone. Although, this shit is not a total wash. Just when I was about to quit this song and cleanse my ears with some Eden's Crush , I hear Mimi scream at 3:30 mark, " He's all up in my George Foreman!!!!! " AHAHAHAHA. I haven't heard that shit in years since some cholita said that to me while I was going through her ladybug backpack (she was going through a phase). This song is fine by me just for that lyric! And you better get used to this mess, because it's probably going to be #1. You will hear it blasting through Walgreens every time you go in there to pick up condoms and Diet Shasta. | |
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