The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Glamour Nanny |
| Jon Gosselin is back at home after getting a fugover at Ed Hardy's House of Early Midlife-Crises. No, Jon was really apartment hunting in NYC, but he really does look like he's just been baptized in douchewater. Doesn't he realize that he's on TLC and not Vh1?! Sorry, Jon, but the diamond *studz* and totally sick t-shirt (that's what the salesperson called it) still won't make you look like you fit in at a frat party. But enough about that bag of dirty tampons. Let's focus on the ravishing creature next to him. Apparently, she is one of the nannies. I die. Let's call her Yvette . She pronounces it Eeeeeeee-vette. I'm sure Jon and Kate found Yvette working in the dressing room section of a 5-7-9 and knew they had to have this kind of beauty around them at all times. I bet Yvette smells like Aqua Net, Exclamation and bubble gum lip gloss. And you know she still listens to Expose on CASSETTE! The nanny of my dreams. I hope Yvette is teaching the kids how to obtain the perfect scrunched curl in your hair. Apply gel, scrunch, apply gel, scrunch, apply gel, scrunch.....etc.. Here's more of Jon and Yvette outside of the Gosselin's home yesterday afternoon. What's going on in the 3rd and 4th thumbnail below? After Jon visited Ed Hardy did he stop in at Abuelita's House of Discipline? |
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