The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The "Over The Moon" Watch | Top |
| It's been pretty quiet on the " Over the Moon " front and I was beginning to think that maybe that horrific phrase slide back into the mouth of Satan where it belongs forever. No, it's alive and it's made a comeback thanks to stupid asses SJP and Matthew Broderick. And you thought moon jumping was only for cows! Damn them. As some of your asses may know , SJP and Matthew's surrogate gave birth to twinsies last night and now we know their names! "Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick are delighted to announce the healthy arrival of their two daughters. Marion Loretta Elwell Broderick weighed 5 pounds, 11 ounces, and Tabitha Hodge Broderick weighed 6 pounds. Both Hodge and Elwell are family names on Parker's side. The babies are doing beautifully and the entire family is over the moon." Based on those names, I'm guessing the surrogate gave birth to twin crotchety old memaws who sit on their porch all day yelling at the neighborhood kids for trampling all over their petunias. BENJAMIN BUTTON'S SHIT for real! Those names smell like boiled prunes, corn starch and Polident. Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge are probably OVER for their parents for giving them a couple of names that only belong on a social security check. VIA E! News | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Jennifer Aniston's spot-on Angelina Jolie impersonation - Hollywood Tuna OMG! Kristen Bell has a tiny bit of cellulite. HAG! How dare her thighs show themselves in public! - Egotastic! Let's hope that " a bra" was on Brit Brit's shopping list - Just Jared Megan Fox disappointed me by covering up at the Transformers premiere - Popsugar This is what Megan should've worn instead (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Emile Hirsch works the ho stroll for a little attention - Lainey Gossip It's official! The gayest movie ever just got gayer! Weeeeee! - Towleroad Martian nipples - Cityrag KFed should check if the taxman will accept old McDonald's cheeseburger wrappers in lieu of cash? - Hollywood Rag The ratty tatty angel with the road kill wig will come back into my life on July 30th! - People | |
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