Thursday, June 11, 2009

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The Master At Work Top
All you aspiring cunts start taking notes! This is a clip from January of Kate Gosselin and her child army waiting to do a TV interview. One of Kate's daughters, Mady , tells her mother she's going to turn into dust if she doesn't have a drink of wawa. Kate asks for water, takes a sip and then puts it on the floor away from Mady. This makes Mady cry, "You're really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face. " Kate responds, " Be quiet. " I bow down to the master! Even I am not cunty enough to deny water to a dehydrated child! Ice cream and candy, yes. Water, no. She's like Cruelle de Vil complete with a half-dead animal on her head! Speaking of, Mady might be slowly shriveling up due to dehydration, but she should think of the poor thirsty beast on Kate's head! You can practically see it licking its chops while Kate drinks. VIA ONTD
 
Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess Top
This Real Housewife was asked to leave a recent high profile charity event because of inappropriate behavior. She got really drunk and kept thinking she was at Mardi Gras and people were throwing her beads. ( CDAN ) RAMONA ? RAMONA? RAMONA? If it is her, ka-dooz to her for getting boozed at a charity event. Which singer/actress has pretty much given up playing it straight? She and a galpal openly sucked face after splitting a bottle of tequila at NYC's Cain Luxe on May 26. ( Star via Blind Gossip ) Kathie Lee Gifford , obviously. Or Queen Latifah ? This closeted acting heartthrob is hunting for a new bachelor pad. It's not because he wants to live alone. It's because he wants to do something about his current living situation before he really begins hating his ex so much that it interferes with his work. The reason for all the animosity? He caught his ex in bed with a tranny. ( Blind Gossip ) Chace Crawford and Chuck Bass ? And if Chuck Bass effs trannies I better work on my tuck. Which up-and-coming film star was smoking an alien substance out in the open at a recent NYC party? ( Gatecrasher ) Was the alien substance Tommy Girl's jizzim? I'll guess Chris Pine or Zachary Quinto ?
 

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