The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Drew And The Mac Dude Might Be Engaged | Top |
| James St. James over at WOW Report is part of Drew Barrymore's inner Facebook harem, because he jokes that he got her drunk on Kahlua and coke when she was 10. I'm sure it wasn't Kahlua and coke. It was Kahlua and cream, because James knows that milk does a growing child's body good. Anyway, yesterday Drew switched her status to ENGAGED! And if it's on Facebook, it must be true. Facebook never ever lies. So that means that Drew is walking around with an iRing on her finger from The Mac Dude . Unless, Facebook does lie and this is just a publicity stunt cooked up by Steve Jobs to promote the iPad. This is possible | |
| What In The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This? | Top |
| At Clive Davis' pre-Grammy party last night, RiRi's dress took me to so many places. It took me to Candy Spelling's gift wrapping room, because homehead looked like she just had a totally messy orgy with a bunch of tissue paper. RiRi's dress also took me to the county fair, because I'm staring at her wondering if I want blue or pink cotton candy. And finally, RiRi's dress took me to a ballet recital starring 6-year-olds, because bitch looked like she got caught in a tutu tornado and barely lived to the tale. | |
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