The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Dances with BABIES!!!! | Top |
| Kevin Costner's sperm is unstoppable ! 55-year-old Kevin became a father for the seventh time yesterday when his 36-year-old trophy wife Christine Baumgartner evicted a baby girl from her womb. There's no need to light a saints candle for Christine's uterus, because she only gave birth to 3 members of Kevin's child army. The other 4 came from 2 previous baby mama je'es. As anyone would expect (just look at them), Kevin and Christine gave their daughter a completely normal boring names that makes steamed rutabagas look exciting. They named her: Grace Avery Costner . Grace Avery kind of sounds like the name of a china pattern you might put on your wedding registry at Macy's. Kevin's other kids are named: Hayes Logan (16 months old), Cayden Wyatt (3), Liam (13), Joe (22), Lily (23) and Annie (25). Congrats to Kevin's old ass sperm. Even though they have to travel on a Hoveround, they still get the job done. And congrats to Christine's bottom line. Another adorable money sign under her belt! Gold digger salute ! And one of the last times I posted Kevin Costner baby news , I ended it with our friend Scarlett eating table with her ass. So let's make a new tradition! Every time a Costner spawn joins us, Scarlett will take a tumble. Bitch better get two helmets for her ass, because I have a feeling she's going to be doing this often. | |
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| Kim tries to lure Khloe to the gym - detsild Runners-up: Mrs. Claus files for divorce after pictures hacked from Santa's blackberry are sold to the National Enquirer. Santa says he only regrets that the cookies aren't Mother's Circus animal cookies. - Mz.Lauren New from Nabisco, Double-stuffed Ore-hoes - starvis What some poor toddler found after stealing the Cookie Monster's iPhone. - alanamonster via Explain This Image | |
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| Nigel Ficke , an Australian dance academy graduate and auditioner for the Electric Daisy Carnival. This Unicorn kidney stone blessed by Glamberace's glitter hole might be fake, but the 9-year-old suburban girl in me (which makes up 95% of me) with an impressive She-Ra doll collection and Lisa Frank folder cannot ignore this! I mean, his crotch thrusts create rainbows and he rides a unicorn hologram sticker. Unicorn hologram stickers practically raised me. I spent many hours in class staring at them non-stop and I wasn't even stoned (I think). And Nigel's nipples are tiny gold hands! You can't NOT be mesmerized. Or maybe you're just trying to keep your composure so the vomit rising up in your froat doesn't get past the gates. via Buzzfeed | |
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