The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Fishy's GOOP Might Be A Copycat
- The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah Has Been Identified!
- R.I.P. Phil Carey
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
| Fishy's GOOP Might Be A Copycat | Top |
| The broad on the right is Mary Kate Hearon and she claims soggy Fishsticks Paltrow's GOOP is just a bootleg version of her newsletter The Weekly Beet . Page Six says that on her Facebook page, Mary told her friends that Fishy straight up copied her newsletter about eating seeds and pooping on banana leaves. Mary said she actually introduced Fishy to her newsletter a few years ago, because she knew she was into that grass-loving crap. Mary went on to yap that she eventually met up with Fishy and surprise, surprise, she was a total organic cunt. Mary said Fishy " was sooooooo nasty to me, it was scandalous! Chris Martin, the utmost gentleman, stood to shake my hand, but she smirked and was silent when I asked how her dinner was . . . I never thought in a million years she'd . . . create her own site very similar to The Weekly Beet . . . Goop has the therapies I've tried, the foods I love, the detoxes that work! A lot of the same stuff! " Fishy's friend said that Mary is vomiting up lies, because they have never even met. You know, I think everyone in the world should consider suing Fishy. We need to have a meeting with Larry H. Parker. I mean, most of our assholes have been spewing out POOP for years and years. Class action lawsuit alert! | |
| The Shoplifting Dog Of Murray, Utah Has Been Identified! | Top |
| Back in December, I posted some shit about the thieving dog of Murray, Utah! The hot bitch slyly walked into a Smith's grocery store, headed directly for the pet aisle, grabbed a bone and busted out of that bitch without being caught! Well, technically, she was caught on video, but they didn't catch her ass! Until now. The bitch's owners made her turn herself in! The bone robber's name is Akira and she belongs to the most elegant couple in Utah. They even drive a Hummer, so that means they have class! Akira's dumb bitch owners brought her back to the scene of the crime so she could dog up and pay for the bone. They are fun killers. Akira is going to piss in her owners' UGHS (you know they own a pair in every color) for doing this shit to her. Next time, homebitch better wear one of these . | |
| R.I.P. Phil Carey | Top |
| When I was a kid, the only soap opera I regularly kept up with was One Life to Live. I recorded that shit on VHS tapes and watched it when I got home from school. That's dedication, because recording crap on VHS tapes was not fun or pretty. Well, anyone that has watched OLTL knows about the legendary Phil Carey who played Asa , the patriarch of the Buchanan family. He was the billionaire pepaw of my dreams! And now he's dead! Soap Central reports that Phil passed away at the age of 83 sometime this weekend. No cause of death was given, but Phil was diagnosed with lung cancer in 2006 and underwent chemotherapy. Phil starting playing Asa in 1980 until 2007. After that, he came the show to do several cameos. Asa was known for his ten million marriages, Well, 14 to be exact. 14 to 10 different bitches. Renee Divine was always my favorite wife. If any two people on this planet belonged together, it was Asa and Renee! Rest in peace, Phil.... Llanview and the rest of the world won't be the same without you! | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Sharif , luxury fugbag designer from the Home Shopping Network - When I got home drunk last night, I immediately did one of my favorite things: watched HSN while pigging out on carbs. Stuffing my face might have been a mistake, because the handbags that came on my screen made me want to vomit all over my TV so I'd have something prettier to look at. Seriously, these things were all sorts of hideous. And the man behind this fuggery goes by the name of Sharif. He might be a genius. He's selling shit that most homeless bitches won't even carry and people are actually buying it. Check out this nastiness. I can't lie, though. I totally ordered this one: | |
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