The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| It Was Over A Text Message | Top |
| The latest chapter in the Brown/Riri beat down saga of 2009 claims that the fight between the two was over a text message he got from some ho while he was driving. A police source tells TMZ that RiRi read a text from some trick Chris was planning on doing sexy times with later. They also fought about an unnamed rapper, but that's not how the fight started. And Chris' pussy call is not the rapper. I've also read on several sites that they were fighting about RiRi giving Chris the herp which she got from a rapper. As for the identity of Chris' whore, OK! says that a few days before he basically punched his career goodbye, he was seen getting flirty with the STD motel known as Wonky McValtrex . If Chris beat RiRi over a text he got from Wonky, that bitch deserves eleventy life sentences and a ten-hour dick slapping from Tommy Lee. Chris is the one who deserved a beat down for flirting with that skeezer. Annnnnnnnnd there's more. E! (everyone's getting in on the fun) says a source told them that Chris theatened to kill RiRi after she threw the car keys out of the window during the beat down. This put the rage of James Brown into Chris' body and he allegedly choked her until she passed the fuck out. That's when he quit that bitch and took off running. There's more details on her injuries. RiRi's right eye was swollen up like one of Wonky's pussy lips, so she couldn't open it. Okay, who else needs to dance with a crack pipe after reading that shit? I felt like Chris just broke dishes over my head. Every time I click on other websites, there's ten more damn rumors. I feel like we need pie charts, graphs, etc.... When I read one story, it debunks the other. I don't like doing math! Let's share a bottle of something that kills brain cells in order to deal with the madness. | |
| Hot Ginge Does It Again | Top |
| Prince Hot Ginge has already made people explode in anger for calling a Pakistani soldier a " Paki " and also for wearing a Nazi outfit in 2005. Hot Ginge strikes again! Black British comedian Stephen K. Amos told a little story on the UK TV show The Wright Stuff last night about what Hot Ginge said to him after he performed at Prince Charles' birthday party last year. According to Stephen, after his performance, Hot Ginge said, " You don't sound like a black chap. " Stephen went on to joke, "I wanted to say, 'How is I supposed to sound?'" Stephen added that he hopes Hot Ginge was just trying to make a laugh. Did Hot Ginge not get my charbroiled-scented memo?! Bitch is just supposed to stand there looking pretty with his mouth hole closed for that kind of fuckery. Every few minutes he has my permission to jiggle his gingy chesticles while saying, " Michael K has lovely nalgas ." That is all he's allowed to say. Everything else is off limits. And this totally reminds me of an experience I had at the ultra-classy Jack in the Crack drive-thru. After I finished ordering, I drove up to the window and the cashier hag said to me, "Oh. You're a guy. You don't sound like one." Why that fatcuntwhoreslut bitch! If my mouth wasn't foaming from wanting to do dirty things to the Sourdough Jack I just ordered, I would've violently tea-bagged the skank. How dare she! My voice can't help its faggotry ways! VIA The Sun | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| OMG: The bio-daddy of my internet babies, The Shiba Inu 6 , was at Westminster!!! - Urlesque Becks blows a big load - Socialite Life Meth doesn't become her - Popeater Raven doesn't mean that - ICYDK Mandy Moore had a fashion line?! - I'm Not Obsessed Who would ever turn down Hatchetface Rourke ?! - Holy Moly! Halle Berry is going to get a Brazilian on her head - SOW Clive Owen's daughters are crazy for Aniston and that makes them just plain crazy - Celebitchy | |
| Crazy Baby Lady Is A Cover Girl! | Top |
| I'm sure you can find covers like this on the wall in every Brangaloonie's shrine room to their holy couple, but they make theirs at a kiosk at Six Flags. This one is for real! OctoMommy is on the cover of Life & Style this week because they think she might be the craziest Brangaloonie of all-time and forever. But she denied that shit to Ann Curry last night on Dateline . When Ann asked in her whispery soul-killing voice about the rumors that she's pulling a Single White Female on St. Angie , OctoMommy answered, "I have never even thought of Angelina Jolie except the last time I saw a movie. I think that was like years ago. This is so far away from the place I'm in right now to think of any celebrity. " Yeah, she's too fucking busy trying to become one to think about shit like that. And about those lippy injections? She said, " No, no. " Whatever. This crazy bitch could tell me that Kanye West only blogs in CAPS and exclamation points and I'd still head over to his site to double check, because she gets cloudy in the brains when it comes to facts. And by " cloudy in the brains," I mean the bitch is a pro lie-teller. Crazy Baby Lady may lie, but pictures don't ! Your pussy lips might get that swollen when you're constantly knocked up, but I don't know if your mouth lips do. Bitch is going to use that excuse. You know it. If you missed the interview last night, you can read the transcript, watch clips or look at pictures here . But wait, there's more! Crazy Baby Lady has her own website and she's looking for donations, because your tax dollars just aren't enough. I think that when she pushed out those millions of babies, she also pushed out her dignity. And I know you'd rather donate to Chris Brown's defense fund than this shit, but here's her website . Even the rainbow looks crazy on that site. | |
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