The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This?
- The "Over The Moon" Watch
- Morning Wood
- Nobody Leaves Vadge!
| What The Hell Kind Of GD Outfit Is This? | Top |
| I know, two Fishsticks Paltrow posts in a row, but these fugly leather diapers can't get away. They look like they're ready for a big, hot load of GOOP to drop right in them. Bitch has pancake crotch. The last time I saw shorts like this was on a leather daddy who smartly accessorized with a harness, combat boots, a dog collar and a ball gag. That's what was missing from this retina-burning ensemble: a ball gag in Fishy's mouth! That would make me stand up, clap and fart out a GOOP nugget out of sheer happiness! | |
| The "Over The Moon" Watch | Top |
| EVIL SQUARED! Fishsticks Paltrow on Cuntplay's Grammy win : "I was over the moon because those guys work so hard. They're so, so dedicated, and they bleed, sweat and cry to get it all perfect. " The things I hate the most are together and it hurts. The only thing that could make this worse is if Fishy, Katherine HAGel and CHERYL BURKE said this quote in unison while wearing Crocs in front of a mountain of UGGS. If that happened, a black hole under my chair would open up and suck me into the depths of Hell. And when fugly Fishy makes her way over the moon again, can she take this milk with her? Tell her it's organic and made from GOOP. It will fit perfectly down her throat, so it will be easy to transport. I measured. ( Thanks Michele & Linda ) | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| MiserAlba isn't Sweden when it comes to L.A. gangs. Bitch is a straight-up Crip! - ICYDK Ugly Betty is a bitch. Apparently. - Celebitchy Adnan Ghalib had me until he said Britney has a "beautiful soul " - Celebslam Twatty Pratt and Grody Jenner are in love again - Socialite Life Fred Dust still exists - ONTD It's June Cheeto ! - I'm Not Obsessed Leona Lewis is not to blame for RiRi's beat down - Holy Moly! Robin Gibb knocked up the family maid - Scandalist | |
| Nobody Leaves Vadge! | Top |
| After A-Roidy admitted to juicing up, he ran back to his ex-wife Cynthia instead of finding comfort in Vadge's big, roidy labia lips. This does not please Vadge. Hear He-Vadge roar! Some nosy bitch tells Gatecrasher that after the sort-of roid scandal hit, A-Roidy jumped on the next jet to Florida to bawl on Cynthia's biceps. Vadge took this as the " ultimate dis. " A-Roidy's people didn't want him to go to Vadge, because they think he's already had enough bad publicity. The source went on to say, "Madonna and A-Rod have been burning up the phones. and she keeps on insisting that Jesus is just a PR stunt. Alex says he understands, and now he's asking her to understand that salvaging his career is his priority ." Why do I picture them rubbing their phones all over their muscly nutsacks while moaning like bears? Burning up the phone, literally. Staying away from Vadge is also salvaging his peen. Just like shooting up roids shrivels your dick down a bit, so does sticking it in Vadge's cocktrap. Vadge is apparently so desperate (the word was made for her) to see A-Roidy that she's planning some kind of secret rendezvous with him in the Hamptons. Okay, what is it about A-Roidy? Vadge has got herself a sexy cross of raw sex named Jesus and her puss is slobbering over big-titted A-Roidy? Does he cum steroids or some shit? Does it turn her on that her roidy clit is longer and fatter than his wang? I don't get it! By the way, Mayor Bloomberg better put NYC on high alert. If Vadge is angry, she might start throwing cars around and climbing buildings. | |
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