The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Open Post: Hosted By Whitney Houston
- Battle Of The Hemorrhoid Faces
- A "Deadly Weapon" Was Involved (UPDATE: That's A Lie)
| Open Post: Hosted By Whitney Houston | Top |
| Hell to yes! Whitney Houston stumbled into the Grammy Awards last night, because somebody told her an open bar was involved. Bitch looked like a drunked up Asian drag queen from the 90s doing a really bad impersonation of Rachel Marron . Queen of the Pipe! Yeah, I don't know what was going on with Bobby Brown's favorite doody bubble producer, but she either got hit in the head by Chris Brown or as my friend said, "bitch is crack damaged. " When Whit got up to the microphone, I seriously thought she was going to mistake it for a crack pipe and take a hit. And I punched my Tivo box a couple of times, because I thought the stupid piece of crap was playing in slow motion. But I figured out it was just the painkillers that was making Whit's mouth operate on "low speed." I know you can't tell, but I really do love her. Especially when she's in top form! Above is video of that mess. I also included Jennifer Hudson's speech. You're going to need to watch it in order to cleanse yourself after getting contact high from Whit. | |
| Battle Of The Hemorrhoid Faces | Top |
| I used to think that only Lisa Rinna's lips looked like a puss-filled, crusty roid, but now I think her whole face looks like it should be sitting comfortably inside a butt crack. The same goes for Nikki Cox. Why are these woman doing this shit? What do they have against looking pretty? Do they think they will get more attention if they look like they should be marinating in a tub of Preparation H? Well, it's working. Although, in Nikki's defense, Jay Mohr is to blame. Fucking his stupid ass would turn anyone into a Klingon. When his peen goes in, your hotness gets sucked the fuck out. Here's Lisa Rina, Nikki Cox and Nikki's dehydrated chichis at the Grammy Awards last night. And both of those dresses really belong on the Rock of Love Bang Bus . | |
| A "Deadly Weapon" Was Involved (UPDATE: That's A Lie) | Top |
| Chris Brown allegedly hit RiRi with some kind of " deadly weapon " so says TMZ . The crime report names Princess RiRi of the Universe as the victim and also states that the incident was "assault with a deadly weapon." Chris' weapon of choice is not known yet. Every bitch that sent this story to me said the exact same fucking thing in their e-mail: " Chris hit Rihanna with an umbrella-ella-ella ." You smart-ass bitches! An injured Princess RiRi is no laughing matter. Although, it was raining in L.A..... Naw. It was probably a dick slapping gone wrong. Okay, we need to stop! But seriously, it wasn't not funny. RadarOnline says RiRi was even crying in the emergency room at Cedars-Sinai. A nosy witness said, " Rihanna was clearly very upset by what had happened and I could hear her screaming. Rihanna was trying to get her point across about something, she sounded like she was crying as she tried to get to put her point across ." Jay-Z and RiRi's alien subjects need to take care of this shit! But something tells me they really shouldn't bother since Chris is pretty much fucked already. UPDATE: Now TMZ is saying that Chris didn't use any kind of weapon. There was an umbrella in the car but it had nothing to do with this shit. It's innocent. Sometimes a bitch's fist or foot can count as a deadly weapon. A source also said that RiRi had bite marks and bruises on her body. | |
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