The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The Ganja Will Heal Wino! | Top |
| The former Crackie of Camden is spending her time in St. Lucia horseback riding with the sexy tourists (slobber at the picture above) and smoking ze weed all day and all night. The Sun says Wino has traded in the bad shit for the gooooooood shit. One of her friends said that Wino has been smoking up to 10 joints a day and everyone around her is actually giving her a standing ovation for it even though she's spending £500-a-week on that shit. Bitches are happy because making giving Mary Jane a blow job makes Wino all hongray. A source said, : " Amy hasn't touched crack or cocaine for months. She has been really good.Drugs are easy to get in St Lucia but she has just stuck to smoking dope. The amazing thing is she smokes all morning then sees her personal trainer in the afternoon and is put through a grueling workout ." Hell yes! Weed does a body good. This is just what the dealer ordered. But knowing Wino she's going to find a way to take the goodness way too far. Bitch is going to start snorting it, or cutting it with household cleaning products and injecting that shit. But if she takes that shit the way it's meant to be taken, she'll win the gold in swimming at the 2012 Olympics! The Sun has a picture of Wino enjoying a joint while laying in the jacuzzi. The life..... Image: Bauer Griffin | |
| Rayanne Better Be Her Maid Of Honor | Top |
| Claire Danes , aka forever Angela Chase to me, is promised to be married to a British actor-type named Hugh Dancy . Hugh is in that Shopaholic movie and was also in the greatest cinematic experience of 2006: Basic Instinct 2 . I would marry the bitch for that fact alone. Well, in case you haven't fallen asleep you at this ultra exciting news, let me tell you that Claire's spokeswhore confirmed the shit to People . 29-year-old Claire and 33-year-old Hugh began slapping each other's private areas a little over a year ago. Wouldn't it be a bitch if homegirl was knocked up and Hugh left her ass for Mary Louise-Parker midway through that shit? Passing the homewrecker baton! A few summers ago, I saw Angela Chase walking down the street with an umbrella and a half-full Trader Joe's paper bag. That's it. Nothing else happened. Since this post is about her skinny ass, I figured I'd throw in that " who cares" f act. Everyone does that shit to me! The other night, a friend said to me, " I saw Rita Wilson the other day. " I responded, " Was the bitch's tits on fire, because why should I care? " And I wonder why I have no friends that actually like me. Anyway, congrats to these two! Don't let the engagement ring get too settled, because I'm sure that shit is going to come off in a few months. I'm getting major " this ain't gonna last" vibes from these two dehydrated turnips. | |
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