The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Tragedy: Lee Redmond's Nails Broken In Car Crash! | Top |
| Lee Redmond , the bitch who can scratch your asshole from across the room, has lost her record-breaking nails in a car crash on Tuesday in Salt Lake City, Utah. No, Lee was not driving. Bitch can't even wipe her own pussy, let alone operate a steering wheel! Lee was thrown from the passenger seat and taken to the hospital where she was treated for serious injuries. Lee lived, but her nails did not. According to Guinness Book of World Records , Lee hasn't cut those things since 1979. In 2008, her nails measured a total of 28 feet long. Her longest nail, on her thumb, measured 2 feet, 11 inches. You know this bitch was screaming for her nails after the crush. She wasn't even thinking about her internal organs. This shit gives me the sads, for real. And just like that, Freddy Krueger lost his favorite jack-off material. Seriously, your lifelong work gone like that! But at least bitch can finger bang herself now without worrying about puncturing a lung or some shit. Maybe she can get back into Guinness by challenging Vivica A. Fox t o a " hairline-off. " Unless Lee's hairline jumped back into place during the car crash. That would be sad upon sad. Source | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| Mo'Nique just doesn't give a fuck! But when you have to shampoo, condition and pomade your leg hair, maybe it's Bic time - Crunk + Disorderly Start the " Tara Reid goes back to the tank " countdown - Celebitchy The Oscars are dead to Peter Gabriel ! - SOW Jacko's face is eating itself! This is some Thriller shit - Holy Moly! I need to be Prince Hot Ginge's head master - Associated Press St. Angie is just jealous - I'm Not Obsessed The alien head and the giant - ICYDK We all need that sweater Jane Russell is wearing - Popbytes Demi's manchild husband takes his douchebaggery act to Berlin - Socialite Life | |
| That's Just Drew's Way! | Top |
| It's hard to keep up with Drew Barrywhore. First, bitch was CLT+AL+Fucking on the Mac Dude , then she moved on to one of the maybe-gays of Gossip Girl , and then she was linked to Jason Segel . I might have missed a dude or twenty. Homelips has got more miles on her vag than my mom's old 1988 Nissan Stanza. Well, now Page Six thinks Drew is getting on Divine Brown's ex-lover, Hugh Grant . On Monday night, Drew was at the Waverly Inn (which is like a restaurant and not an old timey hotel) in NYC when Hugh strolled in. Some witness said, " She squealed and jumped in his arms. The two then made out." Oh, that's how the hippie child of the sunflowers does it. You know those type. When they greet you, their lips start aiming for yours. You either hold in your vomit and let them do it or you tell them you have mono....and the herp.....and the bird flu... and the consumption. Drew just greets all her co-stars with the tongue! You should fucking see how she says " Hi " to E.T.! That alien bitch has to phone the free clinic after that shit. Image: Bauer Griffin ( and it's an old pic from 2007 on the set of that shit show they did together ) | |
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