Tuesday, February 24, 2009

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Afternoon Crumbs Top
This is the closest Hugh Jackman has come to a bare female nipple in a long ass time - Egotastic! Even Robert Pattinson's sparkliness can't save him from Wonky's infection - Lainey Gossip Kate Winslet will never let go of her Oscar - Just Jared David Beckham can't get it up, claims some Chinese company - Towleroad Katie Holmes : same spent face, different day - Popsugar Amanda Bynes should cover her face too - Hollywood Tuna Tinted Windows must be stopped. The world does need another Jonas Brothers - Idolator Kim Kardassian pretends to work out (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Matthew McConaughey should take some Vaseline from his ass and put it on his toes - Hollywood Rag Potential bongs are everywhere - Cityrag
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For February 24th! Top
 
Basement Baby Down: The Picture Top
When Solange passed the fuck out at LAX last week from too much DRANK, exhaustion or whatever, I prayed to the basement gods (who live on the first floor) that everything was alright. I can breathe now that I've seen this picture from the tragic incident. Basement Baby looks like she's just taking a drunk nap. Or maybe she's just putting her ear to the floor so that the basement voices' can lullaby her to sleep. This shit also makes me think about how many pictures are out there of me passed out in the middle of the sidewalk, club, church parking lot, park bathroom, bath house, etc. like this. Bitches always got to try and be funny with their camera phones.
 
Open Post: Hosted By The King of the Krewe of Bacchus Top
It's Fat Fuck Tuesday, so it's only fitting that the current King of the Krewe of Bacchus , Val Kilmer , host this bitch. Yes, Val Kilmer's mouth looks like it fell on a table filled with delicious pies. Bitch still wants you to light his fire so he can make some delicious s'mores! Okay, okay. You get it. Val rode in the Krewe of Bacchus Parade in New Orleans yesterday and my stomach is thankful that someone put some silky panties over his crotch. They knew a panty-free upskirt would destroy retinas. The soul is not prepared or Val's 5,000 calorie beef stick. And I really think Val and Cojo should make butt babies together so that they can preserve their species. Happy Mardi Gras, whores!
 

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