The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Morning Wood | Top |
| Some of the hot moment from last night including Phillipe Petit giving Oscar some head (or is it the other way around?) - Gawker Jessica Biel's fugly ass is making the roses run for cover - ICYDK Barbara Eden looks younger than any of the Lohans - SOW I'm surprised Mel Gibson doesn't keep his Oscars up his ass - Celebitchy Heather Graham kept it green by wearing a recycled costume from Boogie Nights - Popoholic Simon Cowell's heart is already made of black ice, but he wants to freeze his whole body too when he kicks it - Socialite Life The court room should be cleared of water carafes when Heather Mills steps in - Holy Moly! Josh Kelley is a mega lie-teller - I'm Not Obsessed | |
| Sporty Spice Had A Baby | Top |
| Sporty Spice (aka Dyke Spice) let out one of those baby creatures yesterday in London. THE BABY EPIDEMIC IS NOT SLOWING DOWN! You might be laughing now, but you won't be when you're drowning in a river of baby ass vomit. Trust this. Anyway, this is Sporty's first kid. The daddy is her jizz lender of six years Thomas Starr . Sporty announced the news on her website : Melanie C gave birth to a beautiful little girl at 4:10 pm on Sunday 22nd February. The baby weighed 8lb 3oz. Both Mum and baby, named Scarlet Starr, are doing fine. Scarlet Starr sounds like a character in a Jackie Collins book. Or the name of a top shelf stripper who is always covered in body glitter and smells like Pantene. Hey, at least I said top shelf stripper! | |
| The Oscars Just Weren't The Same | Top |
| I don't even know how the Oscars could go on last night without the premiere seat filler in Hollywood bringing the poultry glamour to the audience? International supermodel and silver screen sensation Phoebe Price was not there! I'm not out of line when I say that they should have canceled the whole thing. The statues just weren't as sparkly or shiny, because PP was not holding it down in the audience. I blame St. Angie for this. That chicken hater knew she could not compete with PP's elegance and sophistication, so she got her fired. And Angie was afraid PP would steal her man. Men just can't refuse a firm pair of greasy cutlets. No, they can't. Instead of gracing the Oscars, PP attended Popeye's Oscar party and cookout in Van Nuys. No, she went to JLove's Oscar party at the Abbey in West Hollywood. PP brought her mama je'e, Flora . They have matching organic cutlets! PP also brought out her raw chicken breasts out too! The Oscar bitches are fools! They could have had all of this. | |
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