The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The Photoshop Awards: Vadge In W Magazine
- Morning Wood
- The Insanity Continues
- M.I.A. Makes Me Nervous
| The Photoshop Awards: Vadge In W Magazine | Top |
| Just put a little salt on your no-no to stop it from puckering up a storm at the sight of these panty creaming pictures of hot ass Jesus . I think writing that sentence just earned me an extra shift cleaning Satan's dick butter off in Hell. Every hole is screaming GOT DAYUM at Jesus. I'm surprised his utter hotness didn't melt all the plastic in Vadge's face. It probably did, but the Photoshop slaves fixed that shit up. Actually, they probably just copy and pasted Vadge's face from her Sex Book right over these pictures. Too bad there isn't an "erase desperation" tool in Photoshop, because this shit is covered in it! I won't make one rude comment about her roidy poon, because she mostly her crotch area to herself in some of these pictures. I mean, she's crossing her legs on the cover! It probably took a dozen cranes, hundreds of crow bars and a few gallons of holy water to achieve that shit. In the second thumbnail below, we are witnessing a grown man realize that he's just sold his soul to The Vadge. But he deserves that shit for tattooing " Jesus Lux " on his back. Only an asshole would tattoo their names on themselves, but I'd still lick on it. It probably tastes like boiled douchewater. Visit W Magazine to see the rest of these Photoshopped-to-hell creations. | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| Sully is a badass motherfucker - Videogum LeAnn Rimes is suffering from some serious eyebrow trauma - ICYDK All the BAFTA winners! - Celebitchy Guy Ritchie is still Vadge's bitch - Holy Moly! Bret Michaels' weave is on too tight - Celebslam This was the Grammys , not the AVNs , so what was this porn whore doing there? - Socialite Life Blind-182's comeback album should be called "The Mortgage Payment Is Due" - SOW Stalking Robert Pattinson pays off - I'm Not Obsessed | |
| The Insanity Continues | Top |
| The Crazy Baby Lady's full interview with Ann Curry aired on Today this morning and the soft-talking insanity continued. I think one of her babies even gave her the "Bitch, you crazy" look when she stroked her. Angelina Crazie took the camera crew through the hospital nursery to introduce her 8 new toys! It totally feels like a little girl (or Marie Osmond on QVC ) proudly showing off her doll collection. You know, but Crazy Baby Lady is the owner of some elegant nail tips, so this must mean she's a good mother. That's her logic, not mine. We also learned the names of all eight babies and surprisingly, there's not a Pax, Maddox or Knox in there. It sounds like she just opened the bible and started randomly pointing, because their names are: Noah, Johan, Mariah, Isiah, Jeremiah, Makai, Malia and Josiah. How is she going to take care of all her bible babies? Crazy Baby Lady said that her mother will help and she also hopes bitches volunteer their services. Usually, when you volunteer, you get a free hot lunch, but if you help this bitch out, you'll get a heaping serving of piping hot batshit crazy. And Crazy Baby Lady's mama je'e is not amused. She told RadarOnline , "I was very upset. She already has six beautiful children, why would she do this? To have them all is unconscionable to me. She really really has no idea what she's doing to her children and to me ." No, she doesn't know, because the bitch has crazy bugs living in her brains! | |
| M.I.A. Makes Me Nervous | Top |
| M.I.A. doing the " contractions bounce " while performing at the Grammys last night almost made me go into fucking labor for her. I wanted to jump through the screen with a mini-mattress and follow her around just in case the baby dropped out of her pussy from all that bouncing around. The baby was probably all dizzy and shit. At one point, I think I saw the baby's head sneak out, but it could've been the 4th glass of ghetto wine cooler (Chateau Diane & Mott's apple juice) talking. Even if the baby did slide out of her coochie, she probably would've grabbed the umbilical cord, twirled that shit like a lasso above her head and kept on going. Bitch is no joke. I mean, there very well could have been baby water all over the stage, because homegirl was due yesterday. If you missed that shit, click here to see it. M.I.A.'s performance kind of reminds me of my cousin trying to " drop it like it's hot " during her wedding reception when she was 7-months pregnant. Seeing her hike up her wedding dress and shake that ass made me so proud. Here's also a few pictures of M.I.A.'s acid trip maternity wear last night. I'm pretty sure she bought her outfits in the placemat and shower curtain aisles at Big Lots. | |
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