The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Emma Watson from those Hairy Potter movies left Bungalow 8 in London the other night with " Be Emma " written on her chest. This is the kind of shit that happens when you pass out drunk and your friends think it will be really cute to graffiti your ass. That's why when you're about to fall into a booze coma, try your best to hide every pen, Sharpie, eyeliner or anything else they can use to write on your ass. Shit, I'd hide any dude dog you have in the house too, because those hos can use his lipstick. It's true! Bitches are cruel when the Boone's Farm is flowing. I've been a victim before. Actually, Emma could have done this shit to herself while sober. She's a teenager in the age of texting, IMing, e-mailing, Twittering, flittering, blah...blah..blah. She probably just discovered all the fun things you can do with pens. | |
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| This little ball of utter adorableness is now prancing around the fields in heaven after a horrific fire took his young life. Martha Stewart delivered the heart-killing news via her Twitter. Martha barely got the Chow puppy she named Gengis Khan a few months ago. According to Martha, some kind of freak propane explosion is to blame. This is what she wrote: And then about one hour later, she Twittered this: Chow Mein noooooooooo! I swear, only fucking Martha would cook a CHINESE lunch right after her baby Chow Chow passed away. But seriously, this is fucking sad. Puppies aren't supposed to go to heaven so soon. Especially not like this! The sads. VIA Valleywag | |
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| Mayor Pat Ahumada of Brownsville, Texas -Mayor Pat is a massive pet lover and in a crazy, crazy way. The overzealous superhero for all animals has been known to go above and beyond for a furry friend in need. A few days ago, Pat got a call from a local TV station that a dog was stuck on a balcony in a home. Pat called the fire department and arrived at the house. He saw the dog lying on the balcony with its paws hanging off the side. He climbed a ladder, broke in and saved the dog! Everyone cheered, however the owner wasn't fucking thrilled. Bitch was home and found Mayor Pat standing in her kitchen. The best part is that the dog was just trying to get some damn sun. It was sunbathing! Damn. A bitch can't sun their ass in peace anymore. The owner is pissed and said her dog is well taken care of. Mayor Pat said, "I didn't know the condition of the dog or if the building was abandoned. ... The animal's paws were hanging out from the railing and he was struggling to get up." In 2007, Mayor Pat got into some trouble because he took a dog thinking it was a stray and gave it to a family. The dog belonged to someone and the whole thing ended up in court. In 2004, Mayor Dog Lover was charged with thieving after he stole a dog from a shelter, because he said the bitch wasn't getting proper treatment. Mayor Pat's heart is in the right place even though his brain fucking isn't! Source | |
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