The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Sean Penn's Movies Are Dead To Bill O'Reilly
- Morning Wood
- BABY In A Tutu
- St. Angie Wants To Feed The Crazy
| Sean Penn's Movies Are Dead To Bill O'Reilly | Top |
| Bill O'Reilly won't be in line to see The Three Stooges movie went it hits theaters, and not because its going to be a crunchy shit stain on the face of cinema, but because Sean Penn is in it. Billy is not going to support a dude who has held hands with Hugo Chavez w hile running through a field of daisies. In a new interview with The Hollywood Reporter (via UsWeekly ), Bill said, "He's a great actor, and if you hire him, you'll get a good performance. I'm just not going to give a guy who gives aid and comfort to people like [Iran president Mahmoud] Ahmadinejad, Hugo Chavez and Saddam Hussein, when he was alive, my 10 bucks. That's my right as an American. It's a personal decision. I don't tell people how to vote or how to spend their money. I don't tell people how to do anything. In America, you decide for yourself. We don't endorse anybody here or promote a political party, which is why we've been so successful." Oh, please. You know that when Milk came out, Bill skipped down to a subway platform in Chinatown, bought a bootleg copy, went home, locked all the doors, unplugged all the phones, got a tub of Crisco, fast-forwarded to Sean's fuck scene with James Franco and had himself a dick slap party! Then he realized what he was doing, punched his peen and screamed at it for feeling throbby whenever it sees Sean Penn. FUCKING THING SUCKS! | |
| Morning Wood | Top |
| That can't be Pamela Anderson . Unless Hazmat finally got to her and cleaned her old whore ass up - SOW Wake me up when New York Falls Into a Hole premieres - Vh1 Blog Sharon Osbourne's bedroom is full of shit and it didn't come from Ozzy - Holy Moly! Michael Phelps needs to pick up Ashley Biden and go to the school of " When there's a camera around, that means a bitch is about to sell you out! " Stupid fucks! - Celebitchy Where the troll things are - ICYDK At least Brit Brit is wearing panties - TMZ Daddy Spears is trying to shut a bitch down - I'm Not Obsessed The Baby Robber of Africa will have to wait until Friday - Socialite Life | |
| BABY In A Tutu | Top |
| I'm about to rename this bitch Umbilicalcordlisted, because this Monday is about all BABIES! BABIES to the left, to the right, to the side, down below, up above, behind you, on your head, in your armpit, every fucking where! The malevolent baby army has brainwashed me, because every story that involves a BABY has me hypnotized and I just have to post about it. I better wear a car seat over my head to stop their messages infiltrating my brain area, because babies hate car seats. Anybabieswilldestroyusall, here's Halle Berry's little baby, Nahla , wearing a tutu in Los Angeles. This makes me want to be a baby myself so that I can wear a tutu in public without men in white suits chasing after me with a taser gun. Babies can really do or wear anything and get away with it. That is why they are the most dangerous creatures on this planet! Although, Halle's baby is really all sorts of precious. OH FUCK! Get me a car seat hat STAT! | |
| St. Angie Wants To Feed The Crazy | Top |
| The next time OctoMommy goes to get the mail from her box, she might find a check from fellow baby addict St. Angie Jo rather than a flaming shit-filled diaper with the words " TAKE YOUR CRAZY PUSSY ELSEWHERES " written all over it. That'll be a nice change. Star Magazine s ays St. Angie is considering dropping a few thousand dollars into the greedy hands of OctoMommy. St. Angie knows what it feels like to swim through a river of newborn diarrhea on a daily basis, so she wants to help. Some source who may be suffering from a disease called Sofuckingdelusionalitis, said, " Angelina is worried about the best interests of the kids. As a mom of six, she knows how chaotic and costly raising a big family can be. She doesn't necessarily approve of Nadya, and she doesn't want to turn the situation into even more of a circus ." St. Angie knows a baby machine with a uterus made out of steel when she sees one, so that check is actually payment for OctoCrazy! St. Angie is going to import her to wherever the fuck her holy family is living, throw her into the basement, give her a box of IVF needles and allow the junkie to get her fix. 9 months later, St. Angie will slither down the stairs, grab her new bundle of BABIES!!!, throw another box at OctoCrazy and let the cycle repeat itself. Vadge is kicking herself in her roidy-crotch that she didn't think of this first. | |
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