The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By Giant Cheetos | Top |
| I really hope this isn't some cruel April Fool's joke, because Brit Brit will never be the same if it is. The pink wig will come out again! Please, Chester , don't do this to her!!! But if it isn't, Brit Brit has finally found the thing she needs to get over Adnan . Frito-Lay announced today that beginning tomorrow, they will sell Cheetos the size of ping-pong balls. The head whores at Frito-Lay said they wanted to create something " fun ." One bag will sell for $2.89. A little bag of 5 will sell for 59 cents. If you really want one of these bags and sense a Cheetoling in your area, get in line now, because Brit Brit is going to buy all the stock. Then she's going to take all her new balls into the bathroom and lock the door. Think of all the nasty kinky shit she's going to do those with Giant Cheetos! Cheetobagging! You know how Cheeto smegma gets in your teeth and is a bitch to get out? Well, Brit Brit's gynecologist is going to be scraping Cheeto jizz out of her vag for DAYS! VIA USAToday ( Thanks Danielle ) | |
| Shocking: Lezzie Sex At An All-Girls School | Top |
| Remember when Oprah's all-vagina school in Africa had some kind of sex scandal? Well, in case Oprah used her powers of telekinesis to zap that memory out of your head, let me refresh your glass. A few months after the school opened, the matron was fired after she sexually abused 15 girls. At the time Oprah cried hot tears and said it was the most devastating experience of her life. Well, another sex scandal has hit the school. This one involves students and not teachers. The Afrikaans on Sunday newspaper (via UsWeekly ) reports that seven students were suspended for doing lesbionic things with each other and also pressuring other girls to partake in a little finger-banging action. A letter sent to the little lezzies' parents read: "You have been found guilty of physical contact of a sexual nature with another pupil on campus, harassment, bullying other girls on campus and of being dishonest by not telling investigators the whole truth." Aside from the bullying other girls into feasting on the snatch buffet, isn't this kind of shit normal? I mean, if I even walk near an all-girls school, an Indigo Girls song plays in my head and I get a sudden craving to stick my finger in a roast beef sandwich covered in chunky gravy. And just because they are doing lezzie shit, doesn't mean they are getting a Home Depot card anytime soon. They are just fucking horny! Oprah should pack up her pet Gayle and head over to Africa now! They obviously need to teach a class on how to chow on the chocha without getting caught! After all, she is the master! | |
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