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| Lisa "I'm a Business Woman " Wu , from The Real Housewives of Atlanta , had a little dinner party on Friday night and invited her fellow cast members along with the always precious Dwight (aka NeNe's best homegirl). This is what Dwight wore. Apparently, it's mink pants with a cashmere sweater. Um. It looks like Dwight made the pants from a fake fur throw from Z Gallerie and paired it with a sweater he found balled up in the discount bin at Ann Taylor Loft. Wait. Maybe Kim Zolciak's tortured dog wig broke free, mated with an elderly Golden Shepard and popped out a litter of puppies which Dwight skinned to make these plushie pants. Because Dwight's pants really look like they could be a close relative to Kim's wig. Visit Talking with Tami to see more pictures from Business Woman's party. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Lady CaCa sounding like a whispering coked-up baby Bjork who loves itself way too much - ONTD Heidi . Klum . Naked. Again. Again. And. Again. - Egotastic! Mimi and her man toy making the sea creatures dry heave in Barbados - Lainey Gossip Brooke or Linda ? Or maybe this is Hulk after shaving? - Hollywood Tuna Kathy Griffin is the definition of awesome - Towleroad Levi McConaughey is pulling a Stains on that pear - Popsugar Guess the belly button ? - Cityrag One time at band camp Alyson Hannigan had a baby and named it Satan, I mean, Satyana - Just Jared Khloe Kardashian should never do that to a lollipop again (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Somebody left Jonathan Rhys Meyers in the oven a little too long - Hollywood Rag | |
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 31st! | Top |
| Even though the peens are pixelated in the full picture, it still might be NSFWish unless you work in a sperm bank. So the full shit is after the jump. JUMP! read more | |
| Drunks Are Smart! | Top |
| Building a motorized bar stool (with a wheelie bar!!) seems like a genius idea. You just get on, go to the bar, drive inside, booze your troubles away and then head on home. Your lazy ass doesn't even need to move off the seat! That's what 28-year-old Kile Wygle of Ohio probably thought to himself until he failed by crashing that shit near his house. Because he wasn't driving one of those car things, Kile probably thought he outsmarted the po pop and wouldn't get in trouble. So he called 911, because he kind of fucked himself up when he crashed. The Smoking Gun s ays that when the cops arrived, Kile pointed to his homemade hillbilly ride and said he wrecked his bar stool. Kile also admitted that he could go around 40mph on the thing if he wanted to, but was only going 20 when he ate it. Kile failed a bunch of sobriety tests and told the cops he had a lot of booze in his body. He was arrested and charged with DUI and driving with a suspended license. Kile deserves to get the stool thrown at him in court! And the stool shoved up him in jail, because when the cops started giving his bar stool mobile the side-eye, he should've known something was up. That's when he should've slowly backed away from his contraption and said, " Um. Did I say that was mine? Yeah, I'm kind of cloudy in the head from falling and all. I've never seen that before in my life. The bar stool isn't mine! " He needs to watch more Cops ! Kile also needs to take this shit to the next level. Fuck the motorized bar stool! Build me a motorized bar....and a motorized bed....and a motorized toilet, so I never have to walk again! | |
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