The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| Fuganizer: I wouldn't even pick the dingles from my dog's ass with Brit Brit's tour shirt - I'm Not Obsessed The new face of the Nation of Islam: Snoop Dogg - Celebitchy Charlize Theron is still hot even in a Reynolds' foil oven bag - ICYDK Jordan says she's not a famewhore. Harvey's response is, " Fuck off! " - Holy Moly! This model was crying because she's hongray - The Frisky Cougar Barbie can also double as Rock of Love Barbie - WOW Reporter HoHan to become JewHan - Celebuzz Rob Lowe is either too tan or his co-stars are too damn pasty - SOW | |
| Sharon Osbourne Sued For Beating A Skank | Top |
| Megan Hauserman needs to realize that if she's going to be on a Vh1 reality show, she's either going to get ass beat or she's going to catch some mutant breed of crotch bugs. Either or. That's why Megan shouldn't be shocked that Sharon Osbourne poured wine on her ass and yanked at her skanky weave after she called Ozzy " brain dead. " The brawl went down on the Rock of Love: Charm School reunion show a little while ago and now Megan is suing over it. TMZ says Megan filed the lawsuit yesterday in L.A. County Superior Court. Megan is suing for "for battery, negligence and infliction of emotional distress." Emotional distress?! Battery? This is coming from a skeezer who kissed on Bret Michaels and probably peeked under under his bandana. If that doesn't scar your emotions for life, I don't know what does. Megan is suing the wrong bitch. Dumb fuck Megan should also come better prepared next time. She needs to get herself one of those expensive bullet-proof wigs . Not even an Osbourne could rip that shit off. | |
| Is That The Rachel? | Top |
| No, it's The Rachel , but I wish it was. This is St. Angi e on the first day of shooting for that Salt movie. Tommy Girl is totally punching at his ass lips, because he could have worn these sexy ass wigs and looked like a real vixen. Tommy was originally attached to this crap. Salt is about some spy who pouts her lips a lot, shoots things and frowns whenever she's in a tricky situation. Same Angie shit. You can just call this shit Lara Smith Is Wanted In Sixty Seconds . This caca party doesn't come out until 2010, but Sony has already released these two pictures below. In the movie, Angie puts on different disguises, because that's what spies do. In the second thumbnail, she's totally disguised as OctoMommy . She needs more crazy in her eyes. | |
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