The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- A Public Service Announcement From Chicken Cutlets
- Zac's Condom-Filled Christmas!
- And They Named Him Ick.....
| A Public Service Announcement From Chicken Cutlets | Top |
| On this very special episode of Wise Words from PP , the " Hot Babe of the Millennium" has a message for RiRi . PP is not only an international supermodel, silver screen star, premiere seat-filler and head decorator, but she's also a spokesperson for domestic abuse. Just like RiRi, PP was a victim of getting her ass beat down by a dude and she has some advice to share. A true inspiration to us all. If the chicken beater didn't die two years, I would've been screaming for Pamela Anderson and PETA , because poultry abuse is not okay! Lick a cutlet, don't beat one! I'm going to expect that her new reality show touches on serious subject matters like this in between scenes featuring PP posing with inanimate objects. | |
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| When Zac Efron flips his hair, a new shade of Cover Girl concealer is born. A little while ago, purdy Zac and Vanessa Hudgens were caught in the sexy times section of a Spencer's. When his mommy saw the pictures, she asked him what he was doing in a sex shop. Zac tried to tell his mom it wasn't a sex shop, but she wasn't buy it. Zac went on to tell Elle (via UsWeekly ), " She's like, 'I knew you were being sexual!' But she understood. My stocking was full of condoms this Christmas. She buys me the economy box." Um. You don't need condoms to play " Guess the rouge color? " with your girlfriend. If Mommy Efron really wants to make her son's lipstick pucker, she'd stuff a double-sided dildo into his stocking this Christmas. And yes, I meant it exactly the way I wrote it. Speaking of condoms, I hope Zac was wearing one around his no-no when he talked to his ultimate boy crush Leonardo DiCaprio . The two sat next to each other at a Lakers game last year and Zac's seat must have been covered in tapioca at the end of the night. Zac said, "We talked the whole game, and he was just everything I thought he would be: smart, levelheaded, charming, hilarious. You know, the older-brother vibe. That sounds so cheesy." That right there sounds like the opening scene of almost every gay porno. How many times do you think Zac has shouted "You're the king of my world " while Vanessa tossed his salad? | |
| And They Named Him Ick..... | Top |
| The future mean bitches of the playground are thanking M.I.A . and her fiance Benjamin Brewer for hand delivering them ammunition they can use to tease the fuck out of their poor child. Latina.com says M.I.A. already hates her month-old baby, because she has named him Ickitt . As in Ick. As in Icky. As in WTFett. The name describes itself. Actually, I shouldn't say that. Ickitt could turn ick into gold by giving himself an awesome nickname like Lickett. Or Stickitt. Or Kickitt. Or Dickitt. And now the schoolyard ho bags are thanking me for basically doing their job. | |
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