The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Would You Hit It? | Top |
| This is the thing about Ashton Coochie , if bitch just stood there, kept the sexy still and refrained from opening up his mouth hole to deliver words covered in asshole juices, my peen hole would serenade him with a lust song. But Ashton just can't help himself. The douche gene runs rampant in his system. He has to talk. It would probably be like doing myself with a tampon and the last time I tried that as a dare, it didn't end well. There's still a stain on the carpet that won't come out. Fuck, I'm joking. Okay, I'm not. But seriously, Ashton would be the type to fart and laugh while he's doing you or give his peen a "voice" while you're trying to blow him. That being said, I'd hit it with a maxi-pad stuffed in his mouth. Here's Ashy working that crotch on a chain while filming some shit show in France. | |
| The World Really Is Ending | Top |
| Kanye West has abandoned his CAPS-LOCK key and now Posh Beckham has left her ankle-murdering heels at home! Hold your favorite dildo close, because the end is near and you're going to need it wherever you're going (aka HELL). Posh left Wembley in London yesterday looking like herself from the waist up and like Stepford Katie from the waist down. Posh even looks confused by that shit on her feet. It must feel kind of weird and lonely when you can't hear the screams of pain from your feet after every step you take. It must have taken a herd of elephants and two cranes a few hours to pull those sandals off of her, because her usually-tortured feet weren't about to let them go. | |
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