The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 18th!
- John Mayer Is About To Say What He Needs To Say In A Tell-All
- This Will Hold Me Over Until The Broke Hos Of Atlanta Come Back
- Open Post: Hosted By Nancy Grace Period
- When Madonna Is Away, Baby Jesus Will Play
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 18th! | Top |
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| John Mayer Is About To Say What He Needs To Say In A Tell-All | Top |
| You may have a new book to help your bowels move along while you're trying to drop some shit in the toilet. Star Magazine says that John Mayer is yapping to friends that he ready to write a tell-all about his relationship with Jennifer Aniston for $10 million. A source tells Star, "John just can't keep his mouth shut. and he's telling friends that he's thinking of going public with all their juicy secrets." John apparently thinks that people give a moldy shit about Jenny's obsession with yoga, her weird TV habits, obsession with astrology and her epic tantrums. Yup, sounds like a hard piece of caca that will come in handy when you need to level a table. And what's so weird about her TV habits? I'm sure the only channel her TV stays on is TLC. All the BABY and WEDDING shows she'll ever need. The source also said that John was shocked when she called him " Brad " during grossy times. I think the source heard this wrong. John was probably shocked the one time she didn't call him Brad while rubbing his douche stick. And John is already publishing a tell-all.......on fucking Twitter ! Seriously, it's all fucking there. You won't have to pay cent and you'll walk away with a squeaky clean vagina after reading it! | |
| This Will Hold Me Over Until The Broke Hos Of Atlanta Come Back | Top |
| Nothing compares to the broke down hos of Atlanta, but hopefully this fuckery right here will come close. Bravo has rolled out the new skanks of The Real Housewives of New Jersey premiering on May 12th. They could have also titled this The Real Pre-Ops Of Trannytown , because four of these tricks look like they've got excellent dick tucking skills. The fake ginge on the right just looks like she's just going to whine like a toddler on speed through the whole season. My Tivo is really ready to quit this bitch, but I will have to force this mess upon it. Based on these hags' bios alone, this is going to be a pile of Aquanet vomit. I bolded the bestest parts: Jacqueline Laurita : A former cosmetologist , she is now a stay-at-home mom, but still loves to pamper herself. She has a teenage daughter from her previous marriage and a 6-year-old son with her husband Chris, who owns wholesale apparel businesses and is brother to Caroline and Dina. Teresa Giudice: Born and raised in New Jersey, her husband Joe owns a successful construction company. Together they have three young daughters, who take up much of her time. A friend of Dina and Caroline, she also loves to shop, get spa treatments and spend time at her beach house on the Jersey Shore . Danielle Staub : "You either love me or you hate me, there is no in between," says the single mom of two daughters. She prides herself as one of the first female American Express Black card members in New Jersey . She is also active in her local parish and regularly attends mass. She and Jacqueline are friends. Dina Manzo: Founder of the nonprofit Project Ladybug, which helps children with cancer, she's also an interior designer, an event planner, mother and best friends with her sister Caroline. Her husband Tommy works with his brother (Caroline's husband) at their family's catering business. Caroline Manzo: She's a mother of three and owns a real estate firm and a line of children's accessories. Described as a "feisty spitfire," she's Dina's sister and is on the board of Project Ladybug . She's married to Albert Manzo, brother of Dina's husband Tommy. Dina and Caroline's brother is Jacqueline's husband Chris. Survey says? TRASH!!!!! Bravo better have shot this shit in HD, because how else would they get all the big hair and fake nails in one shot? And if you haven't seen the brilliance below, please watch it. You will definitely agree with me that every bitch in this video needs to make at least a 30-second cameo in The Really Trashy Housetrannies of Jersey . | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Nancy Grace Period | Top |
| Wheel of Nightmares! I will never forgive Vanna White and Pat Sajak for opening up the box of horrific images! | |
| When Madonna Is Away, Baby Jesus Will Play | Top |
| 31-year-old panty model Luciana Costa better watch it, because she's about to get chomped up by a raging roided-up crocopussy belonging to Vadge ! That's because sources tell The Sun that Vadge's child, Jesus , has been fucking around on his sugar memaw with Luciana. The act went down at a party in Rio on Saturday night. Baby Jesus and Luciana kept close all night and at one point, they exchanged tongues. A nosy bitch who was watching the two said, "They danced together very close lots of times. He whispered things in her ear, grabbed her hand, put his hand around her waist. He'd had a little to drink and it seemed clear he was after something." The next day, Baby Jesus, Luciana and some friends went for a little walk, but Luciana denied that she's slurping up Baby Jesus' juices. Luciana said they are just friendly and have known each other a long time. She went on to say, " Jesus had great things to say about Madonna and he doesn't care that she is so much older. " MUCH older? I think I love that slutty bitch Luciana! But take a good look at Luciana's precious skin, the next time we see it will be on Vadge's face! Seriously, that hag is looking as young as a fetus lately. She's been skinning the young! As for Baby Jesus, something tells me there's a crucifixion in his future. | |
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