The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| If you're on a diet, fuck it off and stick your face in bowl of fried lard. If for some fucked up reason you have declared celibacy, go rub and wet hump the first hot piece you see. If there's a whore out there that doesn't know how much you hate them, immediately knee them in the butt bone and destroy them with the cunt word. Because the end is near. The sky is about to turn black and the earth will implode, because Kanye West , the Overlord of the CAPS-LOCK key, stopped using CAPS. Baby Jesus, hold me in your arms and dry my tears with your breath. I'm scared. Kanye took to his blog yesterday and his precious pinky didn't hit the CAPS-LOCK key. In fact, he correctly used CAPS in the entire post. It took me ten beats to even read this mess. Even my own CAPS-LOCK key looks a little sadder today, because Kanye has abandoned it. However, it doesn't look like he's abandoned the DOUCHE-LOCK key, because he's still spreading the foolery. CAPS-LOCK key or not. Kanye is whimpering and bitching about a blogger who questioned his manhood after suggesting he might be faking the straight. Oh, Kanye, stick your manhood up your culo and give it a rest. The world at large knows who your true, true love is. It's yourself! Bitch isn't heterosexual or homosexual. He's fucking Kanyesexual. Being a Grade A Dickbag: Kanye is doing it right! | |
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