The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Hot Slut Of The Week: Uggs
- Afternoon Crumbs
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 9th!
- This Bitch: Hayden Panatroll Edition
| Hot Slut Of The Week: Uggs | Top |
| Birthday : 2000 or 2001 (I can do math!) Age: 8 Birth Name : Ugly Bat Boy Original Date of HS of the Day : March 1, 2009 Claim to Fame : Uggs (not to be confused with you know what) has always been a hometown star in Exeter, New Hampshire, but the world has started taking notice of his beauty and now the pussy is internationally famous. Where is he now? Uggs holds it down at his owner's veternary hospital, but he might hit Hollywood soon. His owner said they just got an offer to do Ellen Degeneres' show. After that will be a spread in Elle Magazine, then a Cover Girl contract and then he'll be announced as the new host of America's Next Top Pussy. Why is he HS of the Week ? Because beauty like this doesn't come around too often. But keep Beyonce away from him, because she might try to make a wig out of his fur. | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Beyonce needs to officially replace her Single Ladies videos with this. Sasha Fierce who?! - Just Jared 9021-hos in bikinis - Egotastic! When Ditto met Karl - Lainey Gossip A porn star takes a caca on camera .....and she didn't wipe. Have some class and wipe! (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Megan Fox is still fucking with Long Dong Silver - Hollywood Tuna A Survivor gaymance - Towleroad Jacko doesn't even know what dimension he's in, let alone what time it is - Hollywood Rag Bronx Mowgli the moment he realized what his name is - Popsugar Every ANTM season hasn't officially started until Rich publishes his first recap - FourFour Attack of the man hands - Cityrag Finally tonight, Jesus is fucking everywhere - Videogum | |
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| This Bitch: Hayden Panatroll Edition | Top |
| If you're something called a Hayden Panettiere , don't go around acting like you're hot caca. Because you're fucking not. Apparently, at some event in Hawaii this past weekend, the angry Gremlin brought her cunt show to the red carpet. UsWeekly says that at a benefit for the Rehabilitation Hospital of the Pacific Foundation in Honolulu, Hayden flipped out at photographers and reporters. Before posing for pictures, she yelled "Back up! " When a TV reported touched her on the shoulder to get her attention, Hayden screamed, " Don't you ever touch me !" Hayden finally had enough, but before she stomped off, she told reporters, " You all make my life miserable!" She's even making the whales cry! Somebody stick this troll on the end of a pencil and shove her into the bottom drawer. I swear. She should have stomped into that rehab hospital and checked herself in. Bitch needs to eat a large piece of Valium pie (delicious!) and chill out in a Calgon bath. But I'd probably be all sorts of cunty too if I was no longer riding the Milo peen express . Here's the angry troll arriving at LAX yesterday with Darin Brooks from Days of Our Lives. How does she keep landing sort-of hot dudes? These dudes must have a fetish for mutant gymnasts or something. | |
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