Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Y! Alert: Dlisted - Be Very Afraid

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The "Over The Moon" Watch Top
It's on a fucking cover! Oh, by " it" I mean " over the moon " and not Jennifer Aniston . But the " IT " nickname still belongs to Vadge . Forever and always. Anyimabouttokickacow, can you believe this shit? This week, I'm going to have to steer clear from drug and grocery stores, because if I see this hateful shit in person, I may call 911 three times. Using "over the moon " is an emergency! The crazy McNugget bitch put ideas in my head. And if Jenny and John spawned, the moon would fucking explode. Wait. That would end this "over the moon" madness! VIA Cover Awards
 
Morning Wood Top
Who needs sugar and rice for breakfast when you have these two to entertain you? - Crunk + Disorderly Legally whory - I'm Not Obsessed We get it, Heidi . We get it. - Socialite Life Brit Brit isn't the only crazy on the comeback trail this year - Celebitchy Finally a Krispy Kreme slogan that speaks to me - Videogum Bizkit probably just had too many chocolate martinis. They have that effect - Urlesque Somebody please pour salt on these two and end their misery - ICYDK Gloria Estefan still tours?! But apparently not for long - SOW
 
Usher Had It Right The First Time Top
After looking at pictures of Chris Brown having a ball of fucking time in Miami , Usher made a comment that everyone co-signed. While being taped during a recording session, Usher said, "I'm a little disappointed in this photo. After the other photo [of Rihanna's bruised face posted by TMZ]? C'mon, Chris. Have a little bit of remorse, man. The man's on jet skis? Like, just relaxing in Miami?" Well, Usher is taking it all back. Usher issued a statement to UsWeekly saying he was so sowwwwwwwwy for judging the Ike Turners of the world: "The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved." Why so sorry? Usher was just saying what everyone was already shouting! Did Chris Brown send Usher a beat-o-gram or something? If that's the case, he shouldn't be scared, because his wife Tameka can totally take Chris down. For real.
 

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