The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By Simon Baker's Junk | Top |
| This is why the internet is kind of awesome sometimes. Did you wake up this morning and think to yourself that you were going to see Simon's little baker in some cotton panties today? Okay, so did I. Actually, I was hoping I'd see Gerald McRaney's (from Simon & Simon) balls and peen, but this will do for now. But I'm waiting, Gerald. Show them panties soon. Here's Simon Baker with his balls out at soccer practice the other day. It really doesn't take much for me, does it? | |
| Chuck Bass Has A Mouthful Of Juicy Meat | Top |
| That is the face of a bitch who really loves a piece of meat in his mouth. I own a mirror, so I know that face all too well. Chuck Bass is jizzing in his eyeballs. You should have seen what this bitch did when the waiter brought out of his order of kielbasa and sticky buns followed by a tossed salad to cleanse his palette. The waiters are still cleaning the ass cream from his seat. Here's Chuck Bass giving head to some meat with two dude friends at a restaurant in West Hollywood yesterday. | |
| Bev. Wil. Shire. | Top |
| Today's edition of " Where in the world is this century's Ike & Tina? ", takes us to the Beverly Wilshire Hotel in Beverly Hills where the two are currently holed up. That's what OK! Magazine claims. The two left Diddy's tantric dungeon in Miami yesterday and arrived back in Los Angeles. Instead of going to one of their houses, they checked into Vivian Ward's old haunt. Yeah, I doubt they were running around that hotel reciting lines like "I've got a runner in my pantyhose! " and " Color me happy! There's a sofa in here for two!" That movie really does have amazing lines, but I doubt they were playing that game. Well, maybe when the waiter brought champagne and strawberries, Chris did say to him, " What are you looking at?! " And then the waiter jumped out the window out of fear. In other Chris " Bobby " Brown news, E! says he will be arraigned this Thursday in L.A. That shit might be pushed back (no pun intended) if detectives don't turn over the case in time to prosecutors. | |
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