Tuesday, March 17, 2009

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Afternoon Crumbs Top
Reggie Bush & Kim KardASSIAN cheesing it up in GQ. These pictures would look a lot hotter if Reggie pushed that giant fart bubble in heels out of the frame - Popsugar Aubrey O'Day whores it up in a car magazine. Why so classy?! - Hollywood Tuna Out of all the fucking things, a wedgie almost ruined Dreamboat Doherty's career? - Towleroad Anna Faris needs to let go of this " slutty sorority girl" look - Egotastic! Julia Roberts is a bitch and I like it - Lainey Gossip Kristin Cavallari calls acting like a dumb tramp on the beach " working " (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Call Hulk Hogan and pour your feeling out...or just call him a cunt - Celebslam AC Slater and his hag go to dinner - Just Jared DJ AM wants $20 million over the jet crash - E! Online Jacko's face is going to look like a paper plate with two eyeballs drawn on it with a Sharpie - Hollywood Rag The many faces of coked-out Blohan - Cityrag
 
The CAPTION THIS Contest For March 17th! Top
VIA Fleshbot (NSFW) Thanks Jill
 
Open Post: Hosted By The Leprechaun Of Alabama! Top
Ever year on St. Patrick's Day (aka St. Drunky Day), I post this classic news report from Crichton, Alabama of a bunch of bitches who claim they saw a fucking leprechaun in the tree. No St. Patrick's Day is complete without two barf bombs in the toilet and at least three viewings of this piece of YouTube history. Why hasn't that police sketch been on eBay yet? I would sell one of my nipples to own high-art like that. And whatever the people of Crichton are sniffing, they need to export that shit to other cities. Share the high!
 
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Guy Ritchie was all smiley while leaving a restaurant in London last night. Yeah, I know that look. It's the "I'm about to get my dick sucked " smile. You know his peen lips are practically whistling in excitement. And a few minutes later, Elle Macpherson came out....also smiling. The two apparently had dinner together. While Guy's ex-master, Vadge, is slapping dicks with a piece who can be her grandbaby, Guy is playing with bitches his own age. And it must be a nice feeling to do sexy times with a woman without worrying about her biting your peen off with her vag of destruction. Not to mention that when he cuddles up on Elle, it doesn't feel like he's hugging a broiled piece of chicken jerky.
 
Natasha Richardson Is On Her Way To Another Hospital Top
Friends of Natasha Richardson have told the New York Post that she is brain dead after falling in a tragic ski accident at at the Mont Tremblant resort outside of Montreal yesterday. This hasn't been confirmed by her or Liam's reps, so I'm hoping they are completely wrong. Natasha's husband Liam Neeson rushed from a film set in Toronto to be with her. TMZ says Natasha is on her way to a hospital , possibly one in NYC, via a private jet. A medic team boarded the flight with her. The story is not only tragic, but very bizarre. Natasha reportedly said she was fine after she fell and tumbled down the beginners slope yesterday during a ski lesson. She even laughed and joked about it. After the accident, her instructor immediately called the ski patrol. There were no visible signs of injury. They escorted Natasha back to her room. About an hour later, Natasha complained that her head hurt. An ambulance was called to the hotel and she was taken to a local hospital and later transferred to the Hôpital du Sacre-Coeur. UPDATE: The hospital has told TMZ that Natasha isn't brain dead. They said Natasha is currently sedated and her brain is swelling. She's traveling to another hospital for treatment. I'm going to choose to believe TMZ.
 

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