The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By Vanilla Ice's Apology | Top |
| Vanilla Ice is apologizing for EVERYTHING he's done to this planet in this viral video thing for Virgin Mobile. This bitch doesn't need to say sorry for shit! I should be the one thanking his ass, because Ice Ice Baby changed my life. Sort of. In school, a group of cholas and I danced to this mess during the annual talent show. We didn't win a damn thing. In fact, my ass got booed during my big solo. These motherfuckers not only booed, they also shouted shit like, "You go, girl!" and " Fag! " Up to this point, I was pretty much blind to shit like that. But there I was on stage, exposed. It was then that the cunt switch in me turned on and I realized that I hated people. So, thank you, Mr. Ice. Thank you for being a huge part of the moment where I saw the light. (Thanks Izzy) | |
| Like A Cokehead...... Heeeeeey! | Top |
| In the new issue of Glamour , the "biggest stars " (their fuckery-laced words, not mine) pose as female icons throughout history. Even with the newest version of Photoshop, Blohan doesn't pull off vintage Vadge. Bitch should have done current day Vadge instead. They look about the same age. Plop a curly wig on SamRo's head and she could easily pass as Baby Jesus after getting the youth sucked out of him by Vadge's roidy cooze. Now that would have made sense. The other skanks in the magazine are: Camilla Belle (as Mary Tyler Moore), Emma Stone (as Carrot Horseshaw), Emma Roberts (as Audrey Hepburn), Alexis Bledel (as Rosie the Riveter), Ugly Betty (as Dolores Huerta), Alicia Keys (as Michelle Obama), Kim Zolciak's wig (as the Obama dog), Elisha Cuthbert (as Brandi Chastain), Hayden Panatroll (as Amelia Earhart), Paula Patton (as Billie Holiday), Chanel Iman (as Althea Gibson) and Odette Yustman , Spencer Grammer and Tater Head (as the hippies of Woodstock). The picture with Tater Head is borderline babeh abuse. That tortured baby is trying to unsee what he's just seen. I hope his parents are paying attention, because if they ever get him a Mr. Potato Head for his birthday, that kid is going to take shelter under his bed and never come out. They better not make that mistake. | |
| That Didn't Last Long | Top |
| Here I was thinking that Megan Fox's vagina was going to chomp its way through all the peens of Hollywood. I was wrong, because it looks like she's back to riding Hi-Ho David Silver, but who knows? Maybe they were caught on their way to ex sex. Dickmatization does that to a slut. When you break up with good dick, at first you get all empowered by telling yourself you don't need to bust nuts in order to be happy. Then before you know it, you're laying in bed and all you can think about is that good dick. It doesn't matter the dick is attached to a major bag of caca. No. You don't even think of that. You just think of that peen opening its lips and softly telling you how much it loves you. That shit make you call the dick owner and tell him how much you miss him, blah.. blah.. blah... When really you just want to hit that dick again. That's probably what happened to Megan. Or maybe this was just one of those publicity stunt things fameswhores can't stop themselves from doing. Yeah, after all that, let's go with the latter. | |
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