The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
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| That's how long it took me to hit the CLT+ALT+IQUITTHISBITCH command on this lukewarm pile of absolutely horrificness. And of course it comes to us from the walking puss-filled ass wart known as Heidi Montag . Seriously, my ears were about to crawl into my head to escape this slaughter. I can't even call this music. This is a terrorist attack and should be treated as such! Every day is April Fool's for this piece of chewed off scab. Ryan Gaycrest attacked humanity this morning by debuting Heidi's "Look How I'm Doing " on his KIIS-FM show. More like Look How I'm Doody (GONG!). This might be the first time that every effect on a Playskool Magic Keyboard has been used on a " song ." And it also makes sense that Heidi sounds like she's getting a train ran on her while " singing" this mess, because that's what she had to do to get this fuckery made. You will need to cleanse your ears, so allow Top Design's Wisit to wash away the ugliness you just listened to. | |
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| This vagina prom dress would be so much better if it came with a purse made out of morning after pills - Best Week Ever Demi Moore needs more people - Celebitchy Hey, Brit Brit's possum pussy has to eat too! Fuck, that was gross. - Pink is the New Blog Star Jones still is still carrying around a 300lb beast: her ego - I'm Not Obsessed Peter Chelsom should see a doctor for the brain disorder he obviously suffers from - Popeater You know you want to toss Cloris Leachman's salad - SOW Hard shit face courtesy of Joss Stone - Holy Moly! Christian Bale walks through Brentwood, doesn't attack a bitch - Socialite Life Season of BABIES - ICYDK | |
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| Gis Buttchin sang her own version of " BOOM! I Got Yo Baby" to Vanity Fair when she said that she believes Bridge's baby son is her own even though she didn't go through that gross giving labor thing. Gis also said, "But to me, it's not like because somebody else delivered him, that's not my child -- I feel it is, 100 percent." Bridge hasn't said shit about this, because she's too busy seeking the black magic services of CHERYL BURKE, but her friends are speaking out for her. A few of them told Page Six that Bridge isn't exactly busting rainbows and balloons over what that evil horse witch said. One friend yapped, "If Gisele loved Bridget's child like he was '100 percent her own,' then she would not talk about him in the press. Discretion and respect are not either of Gisele or Tom's virtues, as was evidenced even when the child was still unborn and they publicly flaunted their relationship without any discretion whatsoever. Don't you think Jack will grow up and read her comments and find them disrespectful to him and his mother? If Tom is such a great father as everyone likes to say, then you would think that he'd respect the privacy of his young child and would ask his wife not to use his son as a publicity prop and a subject of public discussion. Is she is so desperate for attention that she can't find anything more productive to talk about other than Bridget's child?" The friend also got on a box, popped the spotlight on their face, did a little tap number and said, " Hey Gisele -- real mothers don't call their kids 'it. '" Snap to the fucking teefs! It's nice that Bridge is crossing her legs, adjusting her pearls and keeping her lips shut on this subject like a real lady, but I wish she would throw all that shit into the gutter and let that skank have it! Jump on Gis' back, ride that horsey to the edge of the Grand Canyon, hop off, throw a sugar cube over the side and watch that bitch leap! Image: Bauer Griffin | |
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