The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| People's 100 Most Boring | Top |
| People Magazine's annual 100 Most Beautiful issue is out and they got it all wrong! That picture of Bea Arthur should be the entire cover. Actually, Bea should be on every single page, including the back. Okay, maybe not every single page. They could've devoted one page to Salma Hayek's magnificent married chichis, but the rest should've been Bea. They also should have temporarily changed the name of the magazine to BEAPLE. Instead of doing that, People put Kelly Bundy on the cover which really doesn't bother me, but the rest of the 100 does. The list includes: Halle Berry (BORING), Carrie Underwears (BORINGER), Angelina Jolie (BORINGEST), Melissa Rycroft (BORINGESTER) and JLo (Are you asleep yet?). Seriously, that is like a big bowl of salad without the dressing or croutons. Or even Bac-Os. If they weren't going to devote their lives to Bea this week, they should've at least filled the magazine with the truly most beautiful people in the world. I mean, no Empress of Lucite , no Chicken Cutlets (and she really needs this right now), no Carrot Top , no Prince Hot Ginge, no Mah Boo and no Harvey Price ?! How can you devote an entire magazine to beauty without any them in it? It's criminal and it's full of lies! | |
| I Hope Gordon's Mobile Phone Makes A Cameo | Top |
| IN THIS ECONOMY, Hollywood should not be making a sequel to Wall Street 2 . If we wanted to see some depressing tale about how we're all going to be shanking each other for a place in the bread line next year, we'll save our pennies and turn on the TV instead. Not using their brains: Hollywood is doing right. Both Michael Douglas and Oliver Stone will be back for the sequel. Shila LaDouche has also been signed on to play a young trader. Gregg Brilliant , a spokeswhore for 20th Century Fox said, " We need to keep the story line under wraps, but it's literally ripped from today's headlines. It's going to be very big and very cool." Fuck Wall Street 2 ! I want to see a movie about Fox spokeswhore Gregg Brilliant. You know he has stories to tell. With a name like that he must be a superhero on the down low. Or an infomercial salesman on the down low. Or a toothpaste fetishist on the down low. Something on the down low! Besides, shouldn't Gordon Gekko be sipping cold Ovaltine in the cafeteria of some retirement home in Boca by now? Bitch is too old to deal with this recession shit. VIA HuffPo | |
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