The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Open Post: Hosted By Elke The Baby Leaf-Monkey | Top |
| Meet Elke , the baby Leaf-Monkey from the Taronga Zoo in Sydney. This makes me wish that I could pop little baby Leaf-Monkeys out of my ass, so that I could have one or two of my very own. The love we would share! And the cute outfits they would wear! But then I'd have to give them away before they got all old and shit, because monkeys have the ability to tear your face off. Yeah, they definitely fall into the " cute until someone gets hurt " category. And I hate to tell you this, but Elke died shortly after this video was taken. April Fool's! Okay, no more stupid fucking April Fool's shit. Today is not the day....even though it is....it isn't. But it is the day for boozing until your eyes do flips, because what's what you really do on holidays! VIA I Am Bored | |
| Miss Universe Just LOVES Guantánamo Bay | Top |
| You might want to get on the phone with your travel agent right now to book a trip to the extremely beautiful paradise Guantánamo Bay , because it will be the travel destination of the year! Miss Universe agrees, because she recently paid a visit and never wanted to leave! The New York Times says The Miss Universe Organization sent to the detention center in Cuba to meet the U.S. soldiers and their families. Two days ago, she blogged about it on her website, but it was taken down yesterday. You can read the whole entry here , but I've capped some of the more WTFish quotes a bit below: This week, Guantánamo!!! It was an incredible experience. We also met the Military dogs, and they did a very nice demonstration of their skills. We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the recreate themselves with movies, classes of art, books. It was very interesting. The water in Guantánamo Bay is soooo beautiful! It was unbelievable, we were able to enjoy it for at least an hour. I didn't want to leave, it was such a relaxing place, so calm and beautiful. I can't even... Okay, in her defense, she's fucking stupid and can't help it. But seriously, I think she was mostly talking about the town itself when she says it was " beautiful " and " relaxing ." I think..... After The Miss Universe Organization took down the post, they issued this statement: " Dayana Mendoza's comments on her blog were in reference to the hospitality she received while meeting the members of the U.S. military and their families who are stationed in Guantánamo. " Methinks they should just keep Miss Universe away from anything that causes her to put thoughts together. Just smile, wave, play with cute doggies, smile, wave, play with cute doggies..... | |
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