The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Crackie On A Horsey
- April Fools' Day Has Already Passed
- Farrah Fawcett Is In The Hospital
- Hot Slut Of The Day!
| Crackie On A Horsey | Top |
| Normally that horse would throw the monkey off his back, but I think he got contact high from Wino's crackie-laced fumes, so he's rolling with it. Horsey looks so high that he probably thinks he's galloping through Manhattan in Manolos with Mr. Big riding his ass. Go with it, horsey. Go with it. Feel it. So, Amy Wino is back on the island of St. Lucia! It looks like her crackhive got stopped in customs. It's not happy that it has to sit in quarantine while Wino goes and bongs it up on the island. And should I be concerned with what's going on in the sixth thumbnail below? Where is Wino taking those children?! Eh. I guess you gotta learn sooner or later, so you might as well learn from the master! | |
| April Fools' Day Has Already Passed | Top |
| I really don't like jokes! Viggo Mortensen says he might be pulling a Joaquin Phoenix sans the whole dick butter-covered hobo rapper thing. Viggo tells The Times of London (via Page Six) that he is thinking of quitting the bitch known as the movie business. Oh fuckness, let's not do this, Viggo!!! Viggo said, "No more movies. I haven't said yes to one in over a year. If it all dries up now, I've had a good run." No. Viggo has not had a good run yet . There is still more acting to do. And by " acting " I mean getting naked. Seriously, I feel like the movie going public has not spent enough quality time with his peen. Think of all the genitals that will be left sad and distraught over this news. Viggo is just talking silly! He just needs to take a Calgon bath, nuzzle up to a bong, take a nap and re-charge his peen. Viggo is not done. There's still more peen-flashing to do! | |
| Farrah Fawcett Is In The Hospital | Top |
| Shitty news for a Sunday morning. Farrah Fawcett has been in a Los Angeles hospital since last Thursday and is in critical but stable condition. That's what sources tell Radar anyway, so who really knows. Friends say Ryan O'Neal is with her and she's currently unconscious. Farrah was diagnosed with cancer in 2006. She later said her cancer went into remission. Farrah just got back from Germany where she was undergoing stem-cell treatment. Last week, I was watching one of those entertainment shows like The Insider and Farrah was on bitching about the paparazzi. She looked good, so hopefully this is just a tiny little setback. Healing thoughts to Farrah! Image: Splash | |
| Hot Slut Of The Day! | Top |
| Meredith - One of the spokesbeauties from Thinny Hair Holder ! The excellent production values paired with Meredith's impeccable skills really make this shit one of the greatest masterpieces in the history of commercials. Why, I was almost tempted to get one of these Thinny Hair Holders so that I can have sexy elegant full hair in minutes, but it is a recession. So I think I'll just go down to my local grocery story and get some dried noodles instead to stuff into my hair. Meredith will understand. She just wants the entire world to have full sexy hair like a Texas beauty queen after getting tasered! And I think the character of Becky Ann Leeman from Drop Dead Gorgeous was based on Meredith. For Tarah | |
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