The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Vadge Is Begging For Mercy!!! | Top |
| Vadge really, really hates losing. The African baby snatcher's plans were de-fucking-railed after a judge declined her purchase of a baby, because had not lived in Malawi for at least 18-months . Vadge is already planning to build a house there and now she has pleaded her case to Malawi's Nation newspaper after they asked her ass a bunch of questions. Vadge hiked up her roidy-cooch, got on her news and begged!!!! "I want to provide Mercy with a home, a loving family environment and the best education and healthcare possible. And it's my hope that she, like David, will one day return to Malawi and help the people of their country. Though I have been advised that I cannot publicly discuss the pending appeal regarding my desire to adopt Mercy, I do want to say how much I appreciate the level of support that I have received from the people of Malawi and my friends around the world." Welcome to the world that exists outside of your head, Vadge! Seriously, this bitch really can't wrap her sascrotch around something called rules. If she wants to win in the end that badly, she just needs to take her haggy ass to Malawi, sit down for 18-months and then collect her prize. It's not hard. I just hope that at the end of 18 months, the judge shoots her down again! Because when Vadge loses, the world gathers as one for a quick minute to laugh! VIA UsWeekly | |
| Deep Thoughts With Jessica Simpson | Top |
| It looks like someone smoked a little of the good shit while going through her old Hallmark cards, because the big-tittied frog got all profound and shit in a message she posted on her biggest fansite . I think she might have sprained her one working brain cell while writing this: Why do we let the sun SET with its beauty, then find ourselves ugly. Didn't God, whoever he may be to you, create both? If a sunset is beautiful, then so are we. Love yourself morning, noon, and night. Sunrise. Sunset. Xo jess Um. But sunsets don't forget the words to their songs. Sunsets don't have pervy dads who jizz their pants when they comb your hair. And sunsets definitely don't wear diaper jeans. Aw. I shouldn't get on Jessica. She was doing that thinking thing she tries every now and again. It's endearing! Jessica really is the Stuart Smalley of the chili cook-off world. | |
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