The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Mel Gibson's Wife Finally Quits The Crazy
- Morning Wood
- Jonny Queeeeeeen!
- Chris Brown Has Found Another One
| Mel Gibson's Wife Finally Quits The Crazy | Top |
| In case your body is still in a sugar shock after devouring a flock of Peeps causing you to be foggy in the brains, this picture was taken in the 80s. That gorgeous Aquanet can next to Mel Gibson is his wife Robyn . Robyn totally needs to be on the receiving end of a Aquanet bukkake again, so she can bring back that totally sexy hair now that she's almost legally single and ready to mingle. TMZ says Robyn gave her husband of 28 years a special Easter present by filing for divorce! Robyn is about to be free of the lunacy! In the documents, Robyn blamed the standby excuse "irreconcilable differences" on the reason why she wants to throw her marriage into the fire. Robyn may blame " irreconcilable difference ," but fucked-up Mel is totally going to blame Jews. Robyn could also be swimming in a sea of money soon, because she doesn't have a prenup with Mel. According to California law, Robyn is entitled to half of Mel's multi-million dollar fortune. Robyn wants spousal support, joint custody of their 10-year-old son and attorney fees. They have 7 kids together, but only one is a minor. TMZ says that the divorce doesn't have much to do with the recent rumor that Mel is doing illegal sexy times with some ho. Their problems started long before that mess. Oh, I hope Robyn bends Mel Gibson over and butt fucks MILLIONS out of his crazy ass! And I hope she calls him " sugartits " while doing say. Get that money, bitch! | |
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| Brit Brit still has no idea where the fuck she is! Keeps your ears open for her next WTF comments, "Is this real life, y'all? " - Scandalist How to be Robert Pattinson - Socialite Life Ginger Spice has found herself a new big bag of money to play with - I'm Not Obsessed The fake Tony Blair will play the evilest vampire of all in Twilight - ICYDK Simon Cowell is just being a tease. His rack isn't going anywhere - Celebitchy St. Angie's costume is not made of animal fur. It's made of the gray hairs Jennifer Aniston pulls out whenever Maddox crank calls her as John Mayer - Popeater Kimbo Stewart still exists - The Bastardly Kate Hudson is not ready to put her vagina on lockdown - SOW | |
| Jonny Queeeeeeen! | Top |
| Because Hollywood still hates us and is slowly trying to destroy humanity with all their barf-covered remakes, they will make a film version of Jonny Quest with Zac Efron in the title role. The L.A. Times (via Coming Soon ) confirms that Zac pulled out his precious Lisa Frank pen and signed on the dotted line. Warner Bros. is thinking of changing the name so it won't be compared to the epic flop Speed Racer. Might I suggest Jonny Queen?! Just thinking about the glittery poster is making my eyeballs erect. Warner Bros. didn't say who is directed this wreck, but there's rumors that the dude who directed Race to Witch Mountain will butcher this. I haven't seen Jonny Quest in a long ass time, but isn't he like 11-years-old? Zac is 21 and he keeps playing little children. At this rate, it won't be too long before he's starring in a remake of Look Who's Talking as the fucking baby. But Zac as Jonny is good news for child touchers. Think about it. Zac as a blonde 11-year-old twink? Their sucio dreams have come true! | |
| Chris Brown Has Found Another One | Top |
| Alien beater, Chris Brown , has apparently dusted his fists off and is ready to give this love thing another go after splitting up with Alien Princess RiRi last month. According to the New York Daily News , Chris is back to busting it with his ex-girlfriend Erica Jackson who is a student at University of Mary Washington. Ugh. Erica better change her major to Getafuckingclue-nomics. Sources say that Chris and Erica used to date back in the day, but when he went back to his native Virginia, the two started doing it again. The source went on to say that they've been getting serious the past couple of weeks and Erica has gone to L.A. with him. As for RiRi, some of Chris' friends think she's going to flip her forehead over this, " Ri is going to be so hurt that Chris has moved on so quickly and is parading this new girl around town." And while new/old girl is " no Rihann a," she " has a good head on her shoulders; she's solid. " I hope her good head is protected by a good fucking helmet when she's around Chris. Chris' pr whores deny the whole thing. Of course, they deny it. It's not like they are going to admit that this whole thing is painted in a thick coat of PR STUNT (which is the exact shade of dehydrated diarrhea). That's all this is. Chris just needs a lovely little thing to defend him to the public. I can already picture Erica in a floral dress, carrying a bible in one hand and a kitten she named " Chris " in the other while saying that the only time Chris touches her is to gently stroke her cheek. The spin cycle is on high! | |
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