The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- Open Post: Hosted By Señorita Botox Face
- Where's Demi Moore When You Need Her?
- Marilyn Chambers Has Passed Away
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| This is really some "La Isla Bonita: 30 years later " shit! Melanie Griffith and Antonio Banderas played dress up while watching an Easter parade in Malaga, Spain yesterday. I love how everyone around Melanie isn't wearing a costume. Actually, this is probably how Melanie always dresses when she's in Spain! Her crazy ass probably thinks this makes her look like a native! Melanie should really replace the current picture on her fucking amazing website with the picture above. It would take it to new levels of ridiculousness. | |
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| Let's say someone broke into your house, destroyed your living room, locked your dog in your own car and then logged onto your Twitter and posted a message that they offed your ass. What would you do? Most of us would call 911, 411, 311, 211 (all the fucking 11s) while Twittering Demi Moore for help! Not Tila Tequila . That's what she claimed happened to her last night, but she refused to get the cops involved. It all started, when the messages above went up on Tila's Twitter early this morning. About an hour later, Tila logged in as herself saying that someone broke into her house and her Twitter. The twatter Twittered that a mad stalker got into her house while she was gone and kept her dog prisoner in a car trunk! Here's some of the messages she left: Pt.3 too much has happened. I am scared, exhausted and drained but I am ok! Want to apologize to my fans who were worried about me" "Im moving into a different house very soon because I have a stalker who is very much so endangering my life at the moment....I love u all." "They Broke everything in my living room....EVERYTHING IS SHATTERED! I'm so sad right now....this sucks." "I dont want to call police because media will get involved and im an emotional wreck right now and dont media will make it worse. Going away "Then I found my dog locked in the trunk of my car!!!!!!!!!! I've been crying all night. THis is fucked up. I'm sad and shocked and bye" Tila doesn't want to call the police, but she'll announce it to the whole Twitterworld?! Demi must not follow Tila, because if she did, she'd have a Swat Team on her roof in a quick minute. There's no way I'd be typing away on Twitter after some crazed maniac locked my dog in a car. I mean, wasn't Tila afraid that the loon was still hiding her house, waiting to cut her ankles or some shit? You know how they do it in horror movies. Seriously, something in the milk ain't clean about this. VIA ONTD | |
| Marilyn Chambers Has Passed Away | Top |
| Former porn star and Ivory Snow model, Marilyn Chambers , has died at the young age of 57. AVN says Marilyn was found dead yesterday inside of her trailer in Santa Clarita, California by her daughter. The reason for her death isn't known right now, but an autopsy will be performed. Marilyn was the star of one of the most legendary fuck films of all-time and forever Behind the Green Door . I think I've seen it a dozen times just for the glorious scene starring soaring semen. All jizz should glide through the air like that. I learned all sorts of things about Marilyn while reading her Wikipedia page. She was the Ivory Snow girl while she was filming Behind the Green Door. She was also one of the only girls who could fully deepthroat John Holmes . And Marilyn was the first porn star to completely shave her private areas. Marilyn tried to break into the mainstream by starring in David Cronenberg's Rabid , but a Hollywood career never happened for her. In 2004, Marilyn ran for VP of the United States On the Personal Choice Party ticket. She is survived by her daughter McKenna. May Marilyn rest in peace. | |
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