The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- The CAPTION THIS Contest For April 20th!
- We Know Who The Top Is
- Open Post: Hosted By Eight Swedish Ass Cheeks
- Even A Teacup Doesn't Want To Be Around Lady CaCa
| The CAPTION THIS Contest For April 20th! | Top |
| Today's caption picture puts two of my favorite things together. I shouldn't have to tell you this, but that makes it a little NSFWish . After the jump. JUMP!! read more | |
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| Brooke Hogan proved that she's one of the most skilled tuckers in the game while filming her new music video in Miami yesterday afternoon. Brooke let her dick down for a quick minute so that she could poke her new boyfriend, Stack$ , in his peen catcher when he visited her on set. Yes, he goes by the name Stack$. That shit is about as hardcore as a fluffy kitten nibbling on a piece of pink cotton candy. Going by your Xbox360 Gamertag in real life is not a good idea. Brooke and Stack$ (I can't with that name) are seriously the " El Camino on cement blocks" version of Brit Brit and KFed. That says everything. Although, I have to give it to Brooke that she didn't follow in the Hogan family tradition of licking the asshole of someone who looks a blood relative. | |
| Open Post: Hosted By Eight Swedish Ass Cheeks | Top |
| Can Susan Boyle do this?! Actually, I don't want to know the answer to that question. Here we have four hot Swedish twinkies shaking their lingonberries while doing the Scientology initiation dance on Sweden's Got Talent. I co-sign that with my peen pen. Sweden does have talent. This hotness might be a little NSFWish , unless your job approves of viewing Swedish ass on the job. If that's the case, never quit! Ass after the jump. JUMP!!! read more | |
| Even A Teacup Doesn't Want To Be Around Lady CaCa | Top |
| Lady CaCa is such an English lady. Not only has she adopted Vadge's queef-inducing fraudulent British accent, but now she's carrying around a teacup all around town. It's just the artist being artsy. Lady CaCa is like a walking Louvre. I wish she'd walk right into the path of an oncoming double-decker bus. The giant fart bag has become so attached to the teacup that she went crazy recently after leaving it at a restaurant. Some source told The Sun , " She kicked up a stink and demanded someone get her cup and saucer back. She wouldn't drink out of anything else. It just looked like any other cup and saucer to me and said 'Made in China' on the bottom. It seemed a lot of fuss over nothing." Lady CaCa's spokesbitch is in on the ridiculousness, because they said, "Lady GaGa does not want to reveal anything about the teacup itself, but drinking ginger tea is very good for singers." Ugh. When is she going to crawl back into her own dick hole? She really needs to spend ten minutes with Amy Wino so she can learn how authentic crazy bitches do it. Just for the record, she didn't misplace that teacup. The poor thing was trying to quit that bitch. It was on its way to Heathrow to catch the next jet to Taiwan when Lady CaCa got her diarrhea claws on it again. It will get the last laugh. Lady CaCa is going to wonder why her ginger tea tastes nuttier than usual. That's because her teacup is going to vom right before her nasty lips touch its rim. Here's CaCa wandering the streets of London while wearing a thong around her neck which makes her titties look even more like a sad pair of saggy chest nalgas. | |
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