The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| American Idol: What Simon Really Thinks Of Kara | Top |
| As the weeks go by, the pitter-patter from my loins gets louder and louder for Simon Cowell . The thumping almost deafens the doody-covered shit balls that come pouring out of the caca hole belonging to Kara DIOGetalocksmithonthatjaw. Last night, Simon delivered a beautiful love letter straight to Kara. Simon and I are soul sisters, because every time Kara opens her poop shoot, my best finger automatically salutes her. Every single time. Simon is the butter between my peen flap and that is compliment. If he ever needs a ho to smother cocoa butter on his fur tittays, I'm his bitch. Enough of that, let's talk about the least gayest disco party of all-time and forever. JUMP!!! read more | |
| The Photoshop Awards: Ceiling Eyes For Peta | Top |
| Once again, Peta has confirmed that they will put any bottom of the barrel ho on one of their ads. This time, it's Ceiling Eyes from The Hills and the Photoshop artists magically moved her eyes to the side, so it doesn't look like she's trying to stare at her forehead to see if her brain has come back yet. Ceiling Eyes is not Ceiling Eyes if she's not looking at the ceiling. Durr. This ad kind of doesn't work, because everyone knows that when an Audrina Patridge gets her wings, a puppy dies. | |
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