The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Why Can't All Us Hos Get Along? | Top |
| Stories like this really makes me hurt for my slut people. Listen to this tragic story: 52-year-old Jo Ellen Nolan recently lost her job, so in order to pay her bills, she took a job peddling her saggy nalgas at Club 1245 in Akron, Ohio. Ole' girl was all ready to make a few bucks so she could take her ass home to a warm compress and a cup of Benefiber, when some trick ass stripper started sassing her! Jo Ellen said the skank was on her ass, because she didn't want another ho getting in the way of her money. The argument led to the skank beating Jo Ellen with a stiletto! Jo Ellen was taken to the nearest hospital and treated for wounds to her head. Sadly, that was her last day as a titty merchant. She said, "I've learned my lesson. I think I was just being stupid anyway. I just have to go to a temporary service or keep looking for a job. That was just an easy way out and it turned out to be H-E-double-L." Police are trying to find the other stripper. The only lead they have is that she goes by the name of "Beautiful ." With a stripper name like that, she's probably the ugliest bitch in Akron. Why can't all us whores stick together as one? When another bitch needs you to hold her hair while she's sucking cock in the back room of a club, you do that for her. When she has a tampon string hanging out of her cooch and she's about to shake her shit for a group of creepy ass men, you point that shit out! Times are tough, but you should always help a fellow whore out! Sluts unite! Source: Fox 8 ( Thanks Mia ) | |
| Kelly Bensimon's Titties Are Trying To Quit Her | Top |
| These pictures of Kelly Bensimon's seizure victim tittays are from September '08, but when I saw them on Best Week Ever and B-Side Blog , I had to share them with you. I know that after you listen to Kelly's sandpaper-on-a-chalkboard voice scream " highly inappropriate" a million times on The Real Housewives of New York, you take an old gym bag into the corner and quietly kick at it while pretending it's Kelly's face. You're not alone in that feeling, because her chichis feel the same. Look at them. They obviously put in a request for a transfer and bitches aren't doing shit until it comes through! They just can't work together. The left one hates the right one and they both hate Kelly's rotten apricot face. It probably takes 2 body builders and a crane to put a bra on that chest. When they finally get a bra on her, it only holds for a quick minute before it snaps off and goes flying through the room. Those boobies do not want to be contained. They want off that bitch! Move this island! Here's more of Kelly's rogue breasts with Laird Hamilton, Gabrielle Reece and their kid at an event in NYC last year. | |
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