The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| The Photoshop Awards: Blohan On Harper's Bazaar China | Top |
| Harper's Bizarre China didn't want to deal with Cokezilla terrorizing their set, so they just picked up a Blohan doll , took one Polaroid of it, brought that shit up in Photoshop, ran the "cokewhore lookin' for a fix " tool over her eyes for authenticity, added a little chunk, hit PUBLISH and then called it a fucking day. This is a two-second effort if I ever saw one. I know Zombie Blohan normally doesn't look like she has a pulse, but this shit is just beyond. Putting a picture of a burnt coke rock next to a coughed up cat hairball on the cover would've been a more realistic image of Blohan than this fakery! VIA ONTD | |
| There's A New Freddy Krueger | Top |
| For the first time in like forever, a bitch other than Robert Englund will play Freddy Krueger in a movie. I know. At first I wanted to crawl into a roach box motel and get crushed by a large shoe, but I actually like the whore who is replacing Robert, so maybe this isn't such a bad thing. I don't know. New Line announced that Jackie Earle Haley will now be slashing teens up in the the remake/re-telling/re-whoring/re-butchering of Nightmare on Elm Street which comes out April 16, 2010. Some dude named Samuel Bayer is directing and another bitch who goes by the name of Wesley Strick is writing the words. Shooting begins May 5th in Chicago. Some whores may know Jackie as Kelly in The Bad News Bears. Other whores may know him as Rorschach from Watchmen . But I know Jackie as the creepiest child toucher who ever touched from Little Children. Bitch was so convincing that I felt violated after watching his ass. Jackie probably ended up on some kind of government list for that performance. Because I know Jackie has the ability to make me want to scrub my skin with Ajax, he might pull this off. VIA Coming Soon | |
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