The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
- You Learn Something New Every Day: Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out
- Ooooooh, Someone At British Airways Is In Trouble!
- Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess
- Afternoon Crumbs
| You Learn Something New Every Day: Animal-Style Fries At In-N-Out | Top |
| I'm originally from Southern California, so In-N-Out is the native food of my people. Whenever I go back, I slip on my scuba gear and dive into the middle of a double double. I don't ever come out. I just smother myself in its deliciousness until my caca even smells like something off of their menu. Because I consider a serious In-N-Out-aholic, I'm a little ashamed to admit that I've never heard of fries animal-style. It's not on the menu, so you have to ask for it. Now, I've eaten a cheeseburger animal-style, but didn't even know you could get that mess on your fries. I didn't know until a reader we'll call Rachel let me in on the secret today. Just like the burger, they top the fries with melted cheese, grilled onions and gallons of Thousand Island dressing. After staring at this picture, I don't know whether to bite at my screen or cry into a toilet. It kind of looks like something you'd find in the dumpster outside of an abortion clinic. Like something Vadge would smear her face with. I think I see something moving. That's never stopped me before, so as soon as I land back in my homeland in a few months, I will drive up to an In-N-Out and ask for my fries abortion-style. | |
| Ooooooh, Someone At British Airways Is In Trouble! | Top |
| Sad Clown Baby's daddy j'e' was about to get his ass on a British Airways flight to London on Sunday when an employee told him to cover up his face all ten million of his arm tattoos or else he wouldn't be able to fly. Joel Madden Twittered about the whole ordeal . Eventually, Joel gave in by covering up, so he could make his flight. British Airways hates tattoo people. Yes, discrimination still exists today. Fight the man! British Airways tells TMZ that they are flab-flab-flabbergasted about this ridiculousness. They have called for the head of the employee who forced Joel to cover up his art and made him cry in the corner. A rep said, " We don't understand why the employee took it upon himself to enforce regulations that don't exist." In the employee's defense, he probably recognized Joel Madden as Benji's brother. The same Benji Madden who used to stick his peen into Wonky McValtrex's toxic dump vagina. Unfortunately for Joel, in some countries guilt by association will land you in quarantine. The employee was just thinking of the innocent people on the plane! Or maybe the employee's ex-girlfriend told him she was fucking his brother while a Good Charlotte song was playing and now he has hate in his heart for the band forever. Yeah, probably the latter. | |
| Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess | Top |
| This top celebrity makes a big deal out of talking about motherhood and how much time she spends being a good mom. She would lead you to believe that she dotes on her children and takes an active role in their lives. Not so. When the kid/s were little, she only changed about one out of every hundred diapers. The kid/s are being raised by a small army of nannies. Our star has limited contact with them except during photo opportunities, which are always staged with her carrying the child/ren, even if they are big enough to walk on their own. Why? Because she thinks that carrying a child makes her look motherly and " likable ". ( Blind Gossip ) Okay, okay it's not OctoMommy. The day she is considered a "top celebrity " and "star," is the day the entire media needs to shut down and we should all go back to living like the pilgrims did. Anyway, my guess is Vadge ? Which alcoholic songbird wears her sunglasses even inside her hair salon so no one can see how sauced she is? ( Gatecrasher ) Susan Boyle or Jessica Simpson ? This dirty older star tells airport security that he has a pacemaker, so he has to be hand screened. The real reason? He enjoys the personal attention from the lady that does the screening. He's careful to choose the line with the woman he finds most attractive. He must get off on the kinky side of it, because our star could definitely afford to buy it if he wasn't getting it at home. It's not Bruce Willis! ( BuzzFoto via Blind Gossip ) The bigger question is have you ever seen a hot security bitch at the airport?! And they usually look like they want to rip off your genitals with their eyes. My guess is The Hoff, Alec Baldwin or James Woods ? This B list actress/singer tweener is a little older than the characters she portrays. She is tired of studios, managers, and agents telling her what to do and so as her first order of business with her new self she kicked her "boyfriend" to the curb. Oh, she likes guys, she just didn't want the arranged "boyfriend" any longer. ( CDAN ) Vanessa Hudgens ? She was tired of sharing her MAC Lip Glass. This tweener actor on a hit show needs to get off the coke that was introduced to him by a former tween actor, and now, unemployed drug addict on the same network. ( CDAN ) I have no clue. Kelly Taylor's baby, Sammy , on 90210 ? | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| The lady in reeeeeeeeeed - Just Jared Meg Ryan could make guacamole with that chin - Lainey Gossip When Cristiano Ronaldo t akes his top off, the heavens shine upon him - Towleroad This is how the swine flu started - Popsugar Speaking of swine flu ... - Hollywood Rag Fried herp nips - Cityrag Nicole Scherzinger thinks the second time will stick - Crunk + Disorderly Diora Baird is hot - Egotastic! I'll take Katie Price's precious shirt in every color and every size - Hollywood Tuna SCENE STEALER: Tila Tequila's self-cleaning dog (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Dlisted and Logo have joined forces for the Feel This Bitch Award which will be presented at the NewNowNext Awards. Click here to vote. Kim Zolciak's roadkill wig better put on its party dress, because I have a feeling it's going to take this shit. | |
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