Monday, April 13, 2009

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Afternoon Crumbs Top
The Photoshop Awards: Chelsea Handler almost baring her " Pikachu " in Allure. But where's Chuy ? - Egotastic! Jessica Simpson looking busted while wearing a dress made out of Mr. Furley's loin-cloth - Hollywood Tuna Dykes on bikes - Just Jared Easter chirruns - Lainey Gossip Blohan's new drug of choice that also can double as a dildo - Popsugar Just a little mother/daughter bonding over how to fuck with 7 dicks at the same time (NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Creepy shit you find at the Dollar Store - Gawker Kathy Griffin has puss warts on her throat now - Towleroad SamRo has already replaced her old partner in pussy with a Blohan look-alike who has dark hair. WAIT!? That sounds a lot like The Curious Case of Ali Lohan! - Hollywood Rag Celebwhore gun battle. No, the first one is not Iggy Pop - Cityrag Bobby Trendy's regular ole' Easter Sunday outfit! And you know where he hid the bunny. - Best Week Ever
 
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STFU Miley Top
This one again. Miley Cyrus is doing that thing everyone has told her not to do: TALK! In the new issue of Teen Vogue (via Page Six ), Disney's #1 whore is gnawing at the hand that feeds her sugar cubs and carrots. Miley gave her thoughts on Alice in Wonderland , " It's such a perverted movie. It's all about Ecstasy. I swear! Look it up online." Well, I looked it up online and found that Lewis Carroll wrote the book in 1865, the movie came out in 1951 and Ecstasy didn't start making the rounds until years later. Miley Cyrus is a stupid bitch. I swear! Look it up online. You know what's really perverted? The fact that this pork rind dust for brains hillbilly is making trillions of dollars. That's what's really perverted. And I'm not a professor like Miley, but I'm pretty sure the Hannah Montana movie is all about CACA. Again, look it up online if you don't believe me.
 

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