The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Hot Slut Of The Week: Susan Boyle | Top |
| Birthday : 1961 Age: 47ish Birth Name: Susan Boyle Original Date of HS of the Day: April 13, 2009 Claim to Fame : Susan Boyle made thousands of black hearts beat for the first in a while when she took her teddy bear ass on Britain's Got Talent last weekend. I swear, mean ass whores who only use the words "cunt and bitch " e-mailed saying how they have fallen for a big lump of sweet honey named Susan. They are hypnotized by her voice and bewitching eyebrows! Where is she now ? Probably being given the key to the world by Jesus himself. Why is she HS of the Week ? Because if I didn't crown her Hot Slut of the Week , some bitch will cast a black spell on me and I'd wake up with overgrown pube bushes over my eyes. The horror! Plus, Susan is really kind of hard to hate on. I've tried! In case you missed it, here's her singing " My Eyebrows Will Go On " on Larry King last week: | |
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Jason Statham has the right idea. Whenever I lose feeling in my derriere, I just hook that shit up to a car battery and scream, " Give it gaaaas! " - Towleroad Joss Stone's hippie crotch at Coachella - Hollywood Tuna The sky blue, Blohan is orange and Halle Berry is still gorgeous...even with that hair - Just Jared Jakey's beard looking as exciting as a bowl of stale grits - Popsugar Angels would rip out their own wings for these elegant breasts (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather The only thing that would make this better for purdy Zac Efron is if Leo DiCaprio was sitting on his lap with a bronzer stick in his mouth - Lainey Gossip Seriously, is this Jessica Biel movie going straight to Spice? - Egotastic! Behold my new house! - Cityrag The worst idea for a reality show since Keeping Up with the Kardashians - ONTD MiserAlba is smiling, but her crotch looks like its frowning - Hollywood Rag | |
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