The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Afternoon Crumbs | Top |
| Waterburned nalgas alert! Richard Branson and a nekkid chick go kitesurfing - Egotastic! Vanessa Hudgens kind of forgot something - Hollywood Tuna The Republican congressman with a six-pack doesn't like the peen. So you know. - Towleroad I spy a lil' halo on St. Morticia's belly - Just Jared POOPY hates all fat people (except for Mario Batali ) - Lainey Gossip This could be the next cover of Sports Illustrated: Swimsuit Edition - Popsugar It's not a sexy thing when your nasty ass skin perfectly matches your orange top (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather Celebwhore nipple piercings galore - Cityrag The big-tittied dumb dumb doesn't know how to squat without taking a pee pee - Hollywood Rag | |
| The CAPTION THIS For April 23rd! | Top |
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| Susan Boyle Lied To Us All! | Top |
| Before a rainbow came blowing out of Susan Boyle's beautiful mouth on Britain's Got Talent a couple of weeks ago, she told the judges that she was a virgin who can't drive. No, she told the judges she had never been kissed or went out on a real date. Well, she was just making funnies! Susan told Extra's Terri Seymour , "It was meant as a joke...I've got a wicked sense of humor, you know! " THAT SLUT! Even though Susan has revealed that she's pretty much the town tramp, she laughed off the rumor that she's going to lose her cherry in a fuck film, "The one where I'm willing to take my clothes off for a million dollars...Really crazy! " Susan won't be doing any kind of eyebrow fetish movies anytime soon, but she is considering a million other offers, " The most exciting offer so far has been a trip to Hollywood to make a film...There is talk about it...It's only rumors right now." Yes, Susan! Put your harlot ass on a plane and come to America! We will be married, so you can become an American citizen and immediately be submitted as a last minute contestant on American Idol ! Your magical waterfall voice will knock the 50 tons of foundation right off of Adam Lambert's face! VIA HuffPo | |
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