The latest from Dlisted - Be Very Afraid
| Crazy-On-Crazy Action | Top |
| I know what I'm having for lunch: two stale dried apricots on a bed of moldy cottage cheese. It couldn't have been legal or sanitary for Ramona and Vicki from The Real Houseloonies of Crazytown to touch prunes like this in front of a restaurant. The Discountess frowns upon this kind of behavior! The Real HouseHos from NYC, Orange County and Atlanta were all in Los Angeles this past weekend for Bravo's A-List awards. The only tricks who didn't show their faces were Jill Zarin and The Discountess. The Discountess didn't go, because it's like not classy for a cheated-on whore to show her face in public. Or something. Even though she wasn't there, the others had themselves a fucking time. Ramona and Vicki had lunch at The Ivy and guess who strolled in right after them?! Kim Zolciak ! Her wig probably needed a little nourishment and Jack in the Box refused to serve it again after it bit one of the cashiers. I don't know if these three had lunch together, but I pray to the famewhore gods that they did and that they discussed their new all-girl musical supergroup. Seriously, it has to happen! Not since Sweet Sensation..... Think about it. With Kim Zolciak's "possum getting castrated without anesthesia " voice and Ramona's " mental patient trying to get out of a straitjacket " moves, they can take over the world! Vicki is just in the group to make sure everyone has proper health insurance. Here's more of the crazy trifecta along with some pictures of all the housewives at the A-List Awards yesterday. The Atlanta cast picture was totally modeled after THIS . | |
| Wino Trades In Crack Rocks For Banana Skins | Top |
| Amy Wino has probably tried to smoke almost every person, place or thing on this planet. You name it, she has tried to smoke it up. If you live in London, check your ass for burn marks. I'm sure Wino tried to smoke you up after you passed out in a club. If she can light it, she'll try it! This is why I'm a little surprised that Wino hasn't smoked on banana skins before! She found her new favorite fix in St. Lucia! According to the Daily Star (via M&C ), Wino was trolling around the island when she ran into a group of locals smoking banana skins. The locals knew that a fool with a craving for the high life wandered into their lives, so they probably seized the opportunity to make some coin and sold her ass a couple of banana skins you can get off a stupid tree! Wino bought whatever they were selling and now she's in love. A source said, "She made sure there wasn't anything really bad in them because she's being so good now. They made one in front of her using dried strings from the inside of the peel instead of tobacco and putting it onto a piece of rolling paper. She loved it and has taken to drying her own peel in the sun and smoking it in the evening." I've never heard of this shit either, so now I'm looking at the half-rotten banana on my kitchen counter like it's the key to taking me higher this afternoon. And here I thought that the only good use for nana skins was to make your asshole smell like Bananas Fosters after a b-fuck. I'm glad to hear there's another use for them! After doing some extensive research (aka Google followed by two clicks), I found out how to make banana skins your new nightly best friend. Although, this shit sound like it's work! I think I'll just stick to ordering my shit for delivery. Here's some pics of the premiere Nannerhead of St. Lucia with her bodyguard and some locals yesterday. | |
| Like She Eats Cake! | Top |
| The dehydrated human dildo known as SamRo uploaded this picture of a cokey cake to her Twitter, because she probably wanted to show Blohan what kind of shit she's missing out on. It's a good thing Blo wasn't around, because she would've wasted that delicious cake by snorting it up one take. And whoever gave SamRo this cake probably thought the only way to get her to eat something besides rotten pussay pie was to sprinkle a little of her favorite dust on top. Cakehead! Source: Guest of a Guest VIA Jossip | |
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